Weird Article

[ashesc212]

I just read an article today about snake massages...strange. You lay down, pay 40 EUR and different size snakes are put on your back and slither all over you...interesting concept...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/323...beauty-spa-offers-a-snake-massage-for-40.html

 

[DaveDragon]

I may go home and try that!!! :mrgreen:

 

[ashesc212]

LOL!

Maybe I can ask Weaver to hook it up!

 

[wigglesworth]

lol thats weird, it may work i suppose

i'm not entirely convinced since more often than not Noodle manages to tickle when climbing on me, and i tend to squirm when tickled, would worry about accidentally squishing a snake

 

[zimbabwepegasus]

Before I read the article, I was thinking "I could see that". My BRB is so freakishly strong compared to my corns, that I thought it could make sense.
Then I see they use corns.
I don't get it.

Baby corns so squiggly! And 6 of them? Do you have to have 5 people on staff to keep the snake on your back? And wouldn't that take away from the relaxation element?

I have two corns, maybe I'll try it and let you guys know

 

[DaveDragon]

My BRB is so freakishly strong compared to my corns

Our Dumeril Boa is WAY STRONGER than our BP!!

 

[zimbabwepegasus]

Well.. I don't have a dumeril....yet...

Maybe we need to do multiple testings with different sizes & types of snakes?

 

[DaveDragon]

Well.. I don't have a dumeril....yet...

Maybe we need to do multiple testings with different sizes & types of snakes?

We'll judge the strength of the snake by the shade of purple on your face!! She's EASILY strong enough to kill me if she wanted.

 

[PastorAaron]

Lets start this up guys! I've got a few hundred pounds worth of boas to constri...I mean contribute...lol.
God Bless,
Aaron

 

[DaveDragon]

Lets start this up guys! I've got a few hundred pounds worth of boas to constri...I mean contribute...lol.
God Bless,
Aaron

You start first!!! :mrgreen:

 

[PastorAaron]

Speaking of that, at a show yesterday our largest (an argentine of about 60 lbs) took a nab at the society member that had the chore of holding her. If she got him would that count as acupuncture? I'm sitting on a gold mine!!
God Bless,
Aaron

 

[DaveDragon]

Speaking of that, at a show yesterday our largest (an argentine of about 60 lbs) took a nab at the society member that had the chore of holding her. If she got him would that count as acupuncture? I'm sitting on a gold mine!!
God Bless,
Aaron

You might have to pre-scent the area that needs treatment. The trial-and-error method might not sit well with most people. You could hide a wet gushy rat in a wash cloth and rub it where it's needed. Then bring the patient into the "treatment room". Bring the snake in from behind, and WAMMO!! Money in the bank!!!! :mrgreen:

 

[PastorAaron]

LOL!!! What's next? Venomous snake style Botox?
God Bless,
Aaron

 

[zimbabwepegasus]

LOL!!! What's next? Venomous snake style Botox?

LOL! You need to be patenting this stuff! Who do we know with mildly venomous snakes?

 

[DaveDragon]

LOL!!! What's next? Venomous snake style Botox?
God Bless,
Aaron

I was thinking about that, but the effects are only temporary, or permanent depending on if the patient lives. :mrgreen:

I can see Hollywood starlets lining up to get bit in the face by Black Mamba!