Another quick update... I ended up getting the rescue. I was going to go buy a young one after work Friday, and the lady sent me a text around noon (apparently her phone was acting dumb and never told her she had new voicemails/ missed calls, so she never knew I tried to contact her). I went to check out her beardie today and decided to take her. She's about 4 years old, never had a UVB, and somewhat inconsistently had bugs available (but always had salads available, which she apparently does eat). Other than looking a little skinny, she seemed to be fine to me so I went ahead and took her. She ate about 10 roaches tonight and has been hanging out on her basking spot. I've named her Starbuck. I'll try to get some pictures up later.