Tatsu: Can I join your army?

Dear Tatsu,

After the abuse I have suffered over the last few months, I would like to enlist in your army to help with world domination.

I have always been a very mellow dragon--I've never bitten anyone, I eat my salad, I sometimes poop in the right place, and I rarely complain about anything. I've only black-bearded once because I got scared. I always flash a cute smile and cuddle with my people.

To thank me for my good behavior, my people have resorted to torture--for months!

In September, I decided that it was time to brumate so I casually started to hide. All a dragon wants is a little sleep, you know? Would they let me? No! My people took me out of my cave and kept forcing me into the heat. I should have started biting then, but I was just too sleepy. Besides, I figured I could sneak into the cave when they weren't looking. To add insult to injury, they took away my cave so I couldn't do that either. Then, on top of everything else, they made me drink some yucky medicine because I supposedly had pinworms. Once I got better, they forced me to take more medicine because I supposedly had coccidia. How much torture is one dragon expected to take? I just wanted to sleep.

Well, after months of forced sleep-deprivation and medicine, they finally let me sleep. It was too late at that point. My rage started to build, and I almost contacted you.

Now, the torture has continued even more! I have decided to wake up because I've been feeling a bit amorous, shall we say. You'd think the people would be happy to see me awake. I've been running around, trying to get their attention, but what do they do? They just stand there and watch me. They distract me when I'm working up a black beard and take away my thunder. To top it off, they won't bring me a date! I don't ask for much. Let me sleep when I'm tired, and bring me a woman when I'm awake!

I've had it! I'm fed up! This torture has to stop.

Are you accepting new recruits? We can't allow dragons to suffer in this way!

Sincerely,
Aztec

P.S. They've nicknamed me Mr. Spaz which is highly demeaning in my present state.

 

[FireWolf181]

General Tatsu

Recruit #133 Charlie here


Please I wold lke my code name to be: The Dragon Of Stealth

Thank you sir

 

[Sekhautet]

General Tatsu

Recruit #133 Charlie here


Please I wold lke my code name to be: The Dragon Of Stealth

Thank you sir

Duly noted, sir. I will add that to the list, which I will edit from my last post to save some reading space for people. :wink:

Sincerely,

Tatsu

 

[FireWolf181]

Um General Tatsu sir im female

sorry for the confusion sir

 

[Sekhautet]

Um General Tatsu sir im female

sorry for the confusion sir

Charlie is female? I thought you were a male beardie. My apologies ...

Sincerely,

Tatsu

 

[slavetoIzzie]

Dear General Tatsu, I am currently experimenting with induced hysteria. For the past while, every time I am bathed, I deliberately swallow some water. Of course I cough and sputter, causing the slave to react with terror. Oh, I do so enjoy the panic, it's like a tonic for my spirit! <<That will teach the miserable excuse for a slave to keep MOI indoors. Does she think she can fool me?! It can't rain every bleeping day! I know there's sunshine out there! I wanna go out!!!>> Oops, sorry for the rant but a beardie needs more that this so-called tanning salon.

 

[FireWolf181]

General Tatsu sir
Charlie is short for Charlotte

Charlie out

 

[duke11]

Officer Duke here, sir!

General, sorry it's been so long! I've been beefing up! Now I'm a whopping 15 and 1/2 inches! A long way from that puny 9 inch beardie who joined here! Plus, I have discovered a new thing- the great outdoors! Boy is it lovely out there! But my human had no idea that I was actually plotting! Plotting! So, I've started working on Project Turtfrog! That project is getting me, the turtle Bently, and the frog Whizz, to unite and rule the household! That is one household dominated! I'll let you know how I did on this.

Duke out!

 

[dragonzrule24]

hi tatsu. my name is chester. the new beardie is daffy. both me chester, and daffy would like to join your army. we have lots of crickets and silkworms and phoenix worms to give. we are the twins in disguise. thank you.

chester and daffy

 

[Flek]

Gemeral Tatsu sir, I am interested in joining your army sir.

 

[Sekhautet]

Gemeral Tatsu sir, I am interested in joining your army sir.

Dear Flek,

I will add your name to the list, promise. But could you please post your beardie name? There are so many beardies in the army now that I have a hard time remembering everyone on a first name basis.

Thank you,

Tatsu

 

[Sekhautet]

Officer Duke here, sir!

General, sorry it's been so long! I've been beefing up! Now I'm a whopping 15 and 1/2 inches! A long way from that puny 9 inch beardie who joined here! Plus, I have discovered a new thing- the great outdoors! Boy is it lovely out there! But my human had no idea that I was actually plotting! Plotting! So, I've started working on Project Turtfrog! That project is getting me, the turtle Bently, and the frog Whizz, to unite and rule the household! That is one household dominated! I'll let you know how I did on this.

Duke out!

As always, Duke, I know I can count on you.

Keep up the hard work.

Sincerely,

Tatsu

 

[Sekhautet]

Dear General Tatsu, I am currently experimenting with induced hysteria. For the past while, every time I am bathed, I deliberately swallow some water. Of course I cough and sputter, causing the slave to react with terror. Oh, I do so enjoy the panic, it's like a tonic for my spirit! <<That will teach the miserable excuse for a slave to keep MOI indoors. Does she think she can fool me?! It can't rain every bleeping day! I know there's sunshine out there! I wanna go out!!!>> Oops, sorry for the rant but a beardie needs more that this so-called tanning salon.

Dear Izzie:

I have been working on the same technique myself this week. Our beardie minds are in sync. Though, I have been using my special food forumla the human slave is forcing me to eat while on meds. It works as well as water.

Out,

Tatsu

 

[Sekhautet]

Dear Recruits,

Our numbers are growing. Please welcome Daffy and Chester to the our army.

Sincerely,

Tatsu


Tatsu's Recruits

1) Spike (Scientific Designer and Advisor/Foreign BD-Fu Dojo Coordinator)
2) Puff (Leading Technician/Professor)
3) Aztec
4) Fergison (Official Forager for the army)
5) Hugh
6) Twitch
7) Ming
Scamps
9) Felix (Beardie Stealth Jedi)
10) Oscar (Ground Rumbling Master)
11) Izzie (Electrical specialist)
12) Ziggy
13) Yoshi
14) Rand (The Dragon Reborn)
15) Sonic
16) Soxs
17) Sol
1 Indiana (Assistant Forager for the army)
19) Thor (The Dark Side of the Force Enforcer)
20) Digger (Our XBOX Expert) CODE NAME: The Scrounger
21) Drake (Blueberry Devil)
22) Blaise (Passed Over the Rainbow Bridge in Loyal Service)
23) Lazarus (Our Poet Laureate)
24) Goober
25) Fido
]26) Houdini (Australian Lizard Correspondent)
27) Quetzalcoatl
2 Bill
29) Porky (The Official Master of Head Stuck In Places Dragon Techniques
30) Faeor
31) Gizmo
32) Griffin (Playstation Expert # 2)
33) Puppy (Our Secretary and Publisher of the monthly newsletter)
34) Komode
35) Goddard
36) Rufus (Morse Code Master
37) Yongee (Code name: Light Foot)
3 Deuce
39) Lord Dante Caius, (Master of Manipulation and Influential tactics and Second in Command of The Music Council)
40) Kip (Commander of All Things Strawberry, who passed over The Rainbow Bridge in loyal service)
41) Draco
42) Mac Daddy G. Puffort (Head of Music Council)
43) Dino Dinkum
44) Snow
45) Leo the Great
46) Manheim
47) Fabio
48) Pete
49) Kahli
50) Sunny
51) Kira (Escape Artist Extraordinaire)
52) Sarge
53) Tydo
54) Kaiju
55) Bindi (The Hogwarts Correspondent, Leader of the Potter Magic Council)
56) Fallyn
57) Gigantor
58) Isabel the Wily (Official Musk Mare Wrangler)
59) Spike (A Female Beardie!)
60) Trixie
61) Sandy
62) Bella
63) Sparky
64) Dirk
65) Izzy
66) Chupes
67) Dameon (Master of BD-Fu and Coordinator of U.S. Dojos)
68) Agor (Dameon's Sidekick who has faithfully passed over The Rainbow Bridge in courageous duty)
69) Queenie
70) Cosmo
71) Colossus
72) Bootsie (Internet Coordinator)
73) Foster
74) Waffle
75) Spike (Zelda's Spike)
76) Harlee
77) Zelda
78) Daliz
79) Saphira (The School Headmaster)
80) Eragon
81) Sophia
82) Olivair
83) Curly (Master of the Head Bob)
84) Sweet Pea
85) Phebe
86) Boris
87) Frilly (the frilled dragon )
88) Rocky
89) Merlin
90) Sunny
91) Ahmed
92) Talon
93) Landon
94) Leah
95) Hallie
96) Swatke
97) Tryxi (Master of Tricks)
98) Spazz
99) Aprhodite (Master of Spies)
100) Phoenix (Escape Extraordinaire)
101) Ian
102) Phoenix
103)Juno
104) Beardie (Communications Expert)
105) Duke (Tactical Officer/Secret Agent)
106) Dunklezahn (The Pet Rock With Legs/Force Recon:Spotter/Scout)
107) Dante
108) Randal
109) Puff
110) Juno - Amphibious Assault Specialist
111) Bobo the Basset Hound
112) Elliott Claus (Master of Deception and Confusion)
113) Charmander
114) Leonidas (King of Beardie Sparta)
115) Kelekona
116) Mater
117) Garda (Heavy Support)
118) Spike
119) Lizzy
120) Patas
121) Diver The Terrible
122) Nefertiti
123) Galadriel
124) Kang
125) Seshat
126) Fibonnaci The Fabulous
127) Astarte
128) Midori
129) Phebe
130) Skoot (Computer Specialist)
131) Buda
132) Moose
133) Charlie (Escape Artist: The Dragon Of Stealth)
134) Tango
135) Taser
136) Mike: Force Recon/Close Quarters Combat Specialist
137) Kudra: Force Recon/ Advanced Sniper Tactics
138) Scarlet (Stealthy Ninja Specialist)
139) Fudge
140) Storm
141) Neato
142) Keirra (Blue Devil's Queen)
143) Falcor (Spy)
144) Rocky (Watchman)
145) Elvis
146) Inanna
147) Buddy the dog (Spy)
148) Bently the Turtle (Computer Expert)
149) Bite (the cat)
150) Morris
151) Mojo
152) Sahara
153) Hunter
154) Spike (stealth and sniping specialist)
155) Sherbert (The master double-crosser)
156) Ish
157) Jake
158) Jazzy
159) Loiosh
160) Thorn
161) Xerces
162) Busy Izzy
163) Malibu (Master of Mayhem)
164) Sandy (Advanced Nuclear Tactics Captain)
165) Daffy
166) Chester
167) Gryphon
168) Spyro (Resident Angel and Protector of Beardies & Owners)
169) Jasper

 

[Flek]

Ah yes my Beardie name is Gryphon

 

[Sekhautet]

Ah yes my Beardie name is Gryphon

I have added your name to the list posting above, Gryphon. Thank you for joining.

Sincerely,

Tatsu