SURPRISE and FAIL all in one

This should give someone a good chuckle.
So I adopted Newt from the Southern Reptile Savior Rescue Group in Wilmington North Carolina. Newt was already a few weeks old when I adopted, and now Newt is more than 10 inches long. Well I took Newt to the PETCO in Wilmington to visit and show Kim (the lady that runs it) how Newt was doing. Apparently Newt has a unique and beautiful color morph. She told me I took great care of Newt, and informed me that Newt is a female.
Yep. Newt is a female. oie....I kid you not ALL of the pets in my house are female...I mean I'm pretty dern sure that the fish are girls too!! poor dad...
So yeah. We let Newt skitter around on the table so Kim could take pictures of her. Newt ended up chillin on Kim's open laptop.
Well I was talking to Kim about something and suddenly my friend cried out. Newt had assumed the position and was preparing to eject, to put it delicately. I snatched her up gently by the tail and upper body...but it was too late. The little brat took a huge dump on Kim's laptop!! And I had sat her on the table next to it and she STILL wasn't done!! I was mortified. Absolutely mortified. So embarressed.
Well thats my weekend story to share with you guys. Hope it put a smile on someones face

 

[lilgreeneyes]

Newt, you aren't supposed to go poopy on peoples laptops silly girl. lol Oh my gosh that was funny, but your poor friend I can imagine that would be quite startling to see a beardie pooping on her laptop. lol

 

[iheartmrnn]

Oh it was quite startling, and I was absolutely embarressed. But since Newt is so cute she got away with it. :roll: But now I'm a little more cautious when I let her run around freely. I happen to have a fondness for my blankets haha.