Perfectionist
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This is my son "Fanta", a funny, weird and stubborn little guy....
Fanta...the charming beardie who smiles in hope to charm everyone.
Fanta poses as "Edward": "You see, I can't be seen in the sun...I would look beautiful..."
Fanta auditioning a role for the movie: "Escape from Alcatraz"
Part 1: "Let me out! I'm innocent"
Part 2: "Fine, strip search me, I don't use or carry meal worms"
After serveral failures of attempting to shine in showbiz...Fanta decided to self-direct and cast in "Fanta and the Giant Poop"...
A picture of Fanta basking naked, taken by the paparazzi
Fanta demands fees for previous modeling and acting, including compensation of the unauthorized picture taken of him naked
Infuriated for no fees offered but a leaf of collard greens, Fanta leaves
Fanta...the charming beardie who smiles in hope to charm everyone.
Fanta poses as "Edward": "You see, I can't be seen in the sun...I would look beautiful..."
Fanta auditioning a role for the movie: "Escape from Alcatraz"
Part 1: "Let me out! I'm innocent"
Part 2: "Fine, strip search me, I don't use or carry meal worms"
After serveral failures of attempting to shine in showbiz...Fanta decided to self-direct and cast in "Fanta and the Giant Poop"...
A picture of Fanta basking naked, taken by the paparazzi
Fanta demands fees for previous modeling and acting, including compensation of the unauthorized picture taken of him naked
Infuriated for no fees offered but a leaf of collard greens, Fanta leaves