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Hi I’m Howlin’ Rex. Remember me from the bath? Yeah well I’ve outgrown that silliness a while back. Baths help me poo and help me shed so they are ok. However, this time I’m doing something FOR Mom. DON'T tell her!

That’s right. I think I got the timing right and I have stolen her keyboard while she deals with that awful laptop for work thing. She’s been horridly busy with it lately though I still get fed and such. Yeah and I still hate this new house thing she has set up but It’s getting better as I have her readjust some of the furniture.

Yeah right back to the pointtttt. Oops caught a claw there.

Where is the backup button on this thing? Ok…never mind that.

I’m going to do the all body shed thing. She got so excited when I had my…what she called Elizabethan collar effect she should really get happy about this. I got the tail set and the legs set though they itch horribly right now I’m holding on to them while I get the body ready. I’m eating her out of house and home lately to do this but trust me the strip tease job will be great.

Hopefully she thinks to take pictures if I pull this off…get it pull this off? Never mind. Oh…she’s coming. I got to run….Bye…

A sd fghj kl ;’ …
 

Tiantha

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"Awwww... Too soon. I'm doing the shed thing. Tail and legs are almost off but I can't get the bod gray enough. Maybe next time Dragonesses. I Howlin' Rex shall keep trying. I still have some serious growing...crickets...back later my fellow Beardies... ...DINNER!"
 
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