MissChelly
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Dragoon's comic inspired me to make my own beardie comic, so my good friend Eric and I decided to collaborate and make:
LEMMY HORNSWOGGLE AND THE MYSTERIOUS BOTTLE OF THE ORIENT!! (It's image heavy, so you've been warned. LOL)
Synopsis: Lemmy Hornswoggle is the great defender of the world, and once again has to save mankind from immediate peril! A magical bottle of the Orient is needed by his arch-nemesis, Darth Vader, in order for him to be freed and dominate the world... so Lemmy must stop him by retrieving the bottle first! Darth Vader sends henchmen- one named Goomba, a walking Jersey Shore parody and the other, Petey, just a regular old dimwit, to distract him. Then, even Gundam robots to hunt him down... but nothing will stop our hero from obtaining the bottle! Not even The Great Pharaoh that guards it and requires a riddle to pass! Read how Lemmy goes through such a feat in order to keep mankind (and lizardkind) safe once again!! ;D
Vader: (Heavy breathing) Now hear this minions! I must retrieve the mysterious bottle of the Orient in order to be set free and take over the world!
Minion: Why do you need some bottle to do that, boss?
Vader: (Heavy breathing) Dunno… hence it being the MYSTERIOUS bottle of the Orient… dumba**.
Minion: Do watermelons grow on trees?
Vader: (Heavy breathing) Right. Soooooo anyway… the Eye said there’s a being who’s foreseen to stop us and take the bottle… so we must find a way to get the mysterious bottle of the Orient before he gets it… his name is… LEMMY HORNSWOGGLE! (DUN DUN DUNNN!)
Our secret agent pirate ninja hero walks along in the barren desert wasteland… *whistling spaghetti western tune*
Petey: THERE’S LEMMY! SHOULD WE MASH’EM LIKE PATATERS?
Goomba: You know it bro. Gotta do it like we do it in Joysey.
Petey: WAIT- DIDN’T BOSS SAY WE’S GOTTA DISTRACT’EM? HOW WE GONNA DISTRACT’EM?
Goomba: My dude, we can talk about some busted chick we saw last night, bro. I'm a gorilla, so I can totes take this lo-lo. I'm GTL, bro. Fist pump and wash this punk off.
Petey: EEEYYYY YO LEMMSTERS! IS THAT YOU?!
Goomba: Kay, bro. I'm gettin' some love and light from this. It's gonna work to perfectionio, my dude. Time to take this zoo creature for a ride, table flip this beeyotch.
Lemmy: Hey, I didn’t see a short bus pull up…
Petey: SOO LEMMY, GOOMBA’S GOT SOME STORY SHORT OF AMAZING TO TELL YA.
Goomba: Yo bro, you should'a saw this tricky, I smushed her with my poundcake. She was totes a Kim, but her daughter was a landmine, my dude. I met her at Karma, bro. You should come with sometime, we can double up down left right start on some fresh to death guidette, bro.
Lemmy: How does that? I don’t even… make him stop. Is there a button somewhere?
Petey: AW C'MON LEMMEISTER!
Lemmy: Seriously. My IQ is down 10 notches now. I don't even know what the average IQ for a lizard is, but I KNOW it's lowered.
Goomba: Hey bro, we can go down the shore and have a bite of calamad n' chucky, my dude.
Lemmy: Calama-what and what?
Goomba: Calamad is squid and chucky is-
Pickles: I LIEK PANCAKES! OH! GAIZ, I FOUNDZ DA BA-BA! WINK WINK!
Petey: ARG. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY WINK WINK, PICKLES! YOU DO THAT, NOT SAY IT.
Goomba: Bro, you're gonna busted our chicken cutlet night, my dude.
Pickles: HEY GAIZ, HEY GAIZ! I-IT’S GOT A LOOP-DE-LOOP ON IT!! CAN I PULL IT, HUH GAIZ? I BETS CANDYS COMES OUT!!
Petey: A LOOP-DE-LOOP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN A LOOP-DE-LOOP?
Goomba: You stunad, that's a fugazi!
Lemmy: Guess that’s another word for grenade…
Goomba and Petey: OH SH-
Lemmy: Yoooou said it.
*EXPLOSION!!*
Goomba and Petey during explosion: AGHHHHH!!
Pickles: DUHHEERRRRRRRR!!
Pickles in background: MY OWWIES HURTS MAKES BOO BOOS CHEESE.
Lemmy: And this why, children… you don’t eat paint chips.
Chief Deathscythe: ALRIGHT COWBOYS! LORD VADER SAID IF THEY DIDN'T FINISH THAR MISSION WE'D HAVE TO COME TA' THE DESERT HERE TAH FINISH IT FOR'EM!
Chief Deathscythe: C’MON MEN! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
Middle soldier: Oh mannn I gotta pee.
Far left soldier: HOLD IT, YA PISS ANT!
Far right soldier: Who the hell buys a Big Gulp before a seek and destroy?
Lemmy: I better keep quiet stealthy ninja style while they pass…
Lemmy: Alright, coast is clear!
Lemmy: Now… to go up the STAIRS OF INFINITE VOYAGE!! So I can speak to the Pharaoh of riddles.
Lemmy: …Joy.
Lemmy: What kinda masochist has these many stairs built? What if you need toilet paper?
Lemmy: Why do I always gotta save the world? When can I be the FLYING secret agent pirate ninja so I can FLLLY over these stairs?
HOURS LATER...
Lemmy: On the roaaaddd againnn…
Lemmy: So, come here often?
The Great Pharaoh: Who is this that has disturbed my slumber--EXCELLENT. YOU HAVE PASSED THE CITADEL OF TRIALS!
Lemmy: Citadel or Trials? I didn't know I had a summons.
The Great Pharaoh: I take it you are here for… THE ARTIFACT?
Lemmy: You come off a little strong, ya know that? Anyways, yessur. My name is Lemmy.
The Great Pharaoh: THE ACE OF SPADES! THE ACE OF SPADES!
Lemmy: Actually, that Lemmy was named after me. Ehh.. long story. So artifact?
The Great Pharaoh: Now then...TO PASS...I must challenge you in a game of...FINISH! THIS! SENTENCE!
*Game Show music starts up in the background*
Lemmy: Where the hell did that?...
The Great Pharaoh: Ok! For all the marbles, a trip to Cancun, a Con-Air blow dryer, and the mysterious and lovely priceless artifact known as THEEEEE ORIENT....Finish the following sentence...
MAN WHO LET MEAT LOAF…
Lemmy: ...Remain childless for many years?
The Great Pharaoh: DING DING DING! A WINNER IS YOU!
Lemmy: Well that wasn’t weird AT ALL.
Lemmy: Man, it was super bright out there and it’s crazy dark in here… hey is that a switch?
*Legend of Zelda item catch noise and the light turns on*
Lemmy: Guess it was… HEEEY ZELDA NOISE, THAT MEANS I FOUND THE BOTTLE!!
Lemmy: Now to… *inhale/exhale* get this bottle here… *inhale/exhale* down those stairs… *inhale/exhale* …Oh man is this gonna suck.
Domo: HEY, IS THAT YOU LEMMY?!
Domo: HI MOM! I’M ON THE INTERNET!!
*In background* Lemmy: You-you’re too close to the camera…
Domo: SOWWIES!!
Domo: SO YOU NEED A LIFT BUDDY?
Lemmy: Unfortunately… it looks that way…
Domo: AWWW IT’S NOT UNFORTUNATE FOR DOMO.
Lemmy: I uh… meant for me.
Domo: *sings* I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE! DADA DUNDUN! DA DA DA DUN, DA DA DUN DUNNN!
(30 minutes later)
Domo: *still singing* I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE! DADA DUNDUN! DA DA DA DUN, DA DA DUN DUNNN! I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE! DADA DUNDUN! DA DA DA DUN, DA DA DUN DUNNN!
Lemmy: Oh gah dammut all…
Domo: HEY LEMMY, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT THAT SONG?
Lemmy: The part where it goes "I wanna take you for a ride".
Domo: REALLY?
Lemmy: Hell no I hate that song. Thanks for the lift though.
Domo: DON’T FORGET TO HIDE, LITTLE BUDDY!
Lemmy: My little buddy's just fine, thank you, and I'm a neenja. I know these things already.
Lemmy: Now I have that stupid song in my head…
Lemmy: But... having that song stuck in my head is the sacrifice I must make as a super secret agent pirate ninja Beardie to keep the world safe from harm... and from flying burrito demons.
Me: Hey! There’s my Lemmy-kinnns! I was looking all over… I could’ve sworn I had you downstairs on the couch!
Lemmy: If I don't move...she'll think I'm a toy she left out…
Me: K… how did this even get on the bed?
Me: Ahh… huh…
Lemmy: I have nooo idea how that got there, mama.
Lemmy: REALLY! HONEST!
Me: Alright… well, I’m going to get your blankey from downstairs…
Lemmy: Psst...you, yeah you. Tune in next time to see me… LEMMY HORNSWOGGLE! THE SECRET AGENT PIRATE NINJA BEARDIE!! Face El Chubby Cat the Pussinator, come face-to-face with the Chibi Gundam Z Destroyers Unity, and my worst enemy...THE Burrito Demon: Ultimo Burrito Guerrero! *wink*
Darth Vader: Hello? Guys? I'm so alonnnnneee...
Darth Vader: Minions? Guuuuys? What about you readers in internet land? C’monnn… SOMEBODDDY??
-The End-
If you guys enjoyed it, we'll make more!!
LEMMY HORNSWOGGLE AND THE MYSTERIOUS BOTTLE OF THE ORIENT!! (It's image heavy, so you've been warned. LOL)
Synopsis: Lemmy Hornswoggle is the great defender of the world, and once again has to save mankind from immediate peril! A magical bottle of the Orient is needed by his arch-nemesis, Darth Vader, in order for him to be freed and dominate the world... so Lemmy must stop him by retrieving the bottle first! Darth Vader sends henchmen- one named Goomba, a walking Jersey Shore parody and the other, Petey, just a regular old dimwit, to distract him. Then, even Gundam robots to hunt him down... but nothing will stop our hero from obtaining the bottle! Not even The Great Pharaoh that guards it and requires a riddle to pass! Read how Lemmy goes through such a feat in order to keep mankind (and lizardkind) safe once again!! ;D
Vader: (Heavy breathing) Now hear this minions! I must retrieve the mysterious bottle of the Orient in order to be set free and take over the world!
Minion: Why do you need some bottle to do that, boss?
Vader: (Heavy breathing) Dunno… hence it being the MYSTERIOUS bottle of the Orient… dumba**.
Minion: Do watermelons grow on trees?
Vader: (Heavy breathing) Right. Soooooo anyway… the Eye said there’s a being who’s foreseen to stop us and take the bottle… so we must find a way to get the mysterious bottle of the Orient before he gets it… his name is… LEMMY HORNSWOGGLE! (DUN DUN DUNNN!)
Our secret agent pirate ninja hero walks along in the barren desert wasteland… *whistling spaghetti western tune*
Petey: THERE’S LEMMY! SHOULD WE MASH’EM LIKE PATATERS?
Goomba: You know it bro. Gotta do it like we do it in Joysey.
Petey: WAIT- DIDN’T BOSS SAY WE’S GOTTA DISTRACT’EM? HOW WE GONNA DISTRACT’EM?
Goomba: My dude, we can talk about some busted chick we saw last night, bro. I'm a gorilla, so I can totes take this lo-lo. I'm GTL, bro. Fist pump and wash this punk off.
Petey: EEEYYYY YO LEMMSTERS! IS THAT YOU?!
Goomba: Kay, bro. I'm gettin' some love and light from this. It's gonna work to perfectionio, my dude. Time to take this zoo creature for a ride, table flip this beeyotch.
Lemmy: Hey, I didn’t see a short bus pull up…
Petey: SOO LEMMY, GOOMBA’S GOT SOME STORY SHORT OF AMAZING TO TELL YA.
Goomba: Yo bro, you should'a saw this tricky, I smushed her with my poundcake. She was totes a Kim, but her daughter was a landmine, my dude. I met her at Karma, bro. You should come with sometime, we can double up down left right start on some fresh to death guidette, bro.
Lemmy: How does that? I don’t even… make him stop. Is there a button somewhere?
Petey: AW C'MON LEMMEISTER!
Lemmy: Seriously. My IQ is down 10 notches now. I don't even know what the average IQ for a lizard is, but I KNOW it's lowered.
Goomba: Hey bro, we can go down the shore and have a bite of calamad n' chucky, my dude.
Lemmy: Calama-what and what?
Goomba: Calamad is squid and chucky is-
Pickles: I LIEK PANCAKES! OH! GAIZ, I FOUNDZ DA BA-BA! WINK WINK!
Petey: ARG. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY WINK WINK, PICKLES! YOU DO THAT, NOT SAY IT.
Goomba: Bro, you're gonna busted our chicken cutlet night, my dude.
Pickles: HEY GAIZ, HEY GAIZ! I-IT’S GOT A LOOP-DE-LOOP ON IT!! CAN I PULL IT, HUH GAIZ? I BETS CANDYS COMES OUT!!
Petey: A LOOP-DE-LOOP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN A LOOP-DE-LOOP?
Goomba: You stunad, that's a fugazi!
Lemmy: Guess that’s another word for grenade…
Goomba and Petey: OH SH-
Lemmy: Yoooou said it.
*EXPLOSION!!*
Goomba and Petey during explosion: AGHHHHH!!
Pickles: DUHHEERRRRRRRR!!
Pickles in background: MY OWWIES HURTS MAKES BOO BOOS CHEESE.
Lemmy: And this why, children… you don’t eat paint chips.
Chief Deathscythe: ALRIGHT COWBOYS! LORD VADER SAID IF THEY DIDN'T FINISH THAR MISSION WE'D HAVE TO COME TA' THE DESERT HERE TAH FINISH IT FOR'EM!
Chief Deathscythe: C’MON MEN! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
Middle soldier: Oh mannn I gotta pee.
Far left soldier: HOLD IT, YA PISS ANT!
Far right soldier: Who the hell buys a Big Gulp before a seek and destroy?
Lemmy: I better keep quiet stealthy ninja style while they pass…
Lemmy: Alright, coast is clear!
Lemmy: Now… to go up the STAIRS OF INFINITE VOYAGE!! So I can speak to the Pharaoh of riddles.
Lemmy: …Joy.
Lemmy: What kinda masochist has these many stairs built? What if you need toilet paper?
Lemmy: Why do I always gotta save the world? When can I be the FLYING secret agent pirate ninja so I can FLLLY over these stairs?
HOURS LATER...
Lemmy: On the roaaaddd againnn…
Lemmy: So, come here often?
The Great Pharaoh: Who is this that has disturbed my slumber--EXCELLENT. YOU HAVE PASSED THE CITADEL OF TRIALS!
Lemmy: Citadel or Trials? I didn't know I had a summons.
The Great Pharaoh: I take it you are here for… THE ARTIFACT?
Lemmy: You come off a little strong, ya know that? Anyways, yessur. My name is Lemmy.
The Great Pharaoh: THE ACE OF SPADES! THE ACE OF SPADES!
Lemmy: Actually, that Lemmy was named after me. Ehh.. long story. So artifact?
The Great Pharaoh: Now then...TO PASS...I must challenge you in a game of...FINISH! THIS! SENTENCE!
*Game Show music starts up in the background*
Lemmy: Where the hell did that?...
The Great Pharaoh: Ok! For all the marbles, a trip to Cancun, a Con-Air blow dryer, and the mysterious and lovely priceless artifact known as THEEEEE ORIENT....Finish the following sentence...
MAN WHO LET MEAT LOAF…
Lemmy: ...Remain childless for many years?
The Great Pharaoh: DING DING DING! A WINNER IS YOU!
Lemmy: Well that wasn’t weird AT ALL.
Lemmy: Man, it was super bright out there and it’s crazy dark in here… hey is that a switch?
*Legend of Zelda item catch noise and the light turns on*
Lemmy: Guess it was… HEEEY ZELDA NOISE, THAT MEANS I FOUND THE BOTTLE!!
Lemmy: Now to… *inhale/exhale* get this bottle here… *inhale/exhale* down those stairs… *inhale/exhale* …Oh man is this gonna suck.
Domo: HEY, IS THAT YOU LEMMY?!
Domo: HI MOM! I’M ON THE INTERNET!!
*In background* Lemmy: You-you’re too close to the camera…
Domo: SOWWIES!!
Domo: SO YOU NEED A LIFT BUDDY?
Lemmy: Unfortunately… it looks that way…
Domo: AWWW IT’S NOT UNFORTUNATE FOR DOMO.
Lemmy: I uh… meant for me.
Domo: *sings* I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE! DADA DUNDUN! DA DA DA DUN, DA DA DUN DUNNN!
(30 minutes later)
Domo: *still singing* I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE! DADA DUNDUN! DA DA DA DUN, DA DA DUN DUNNN! I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE! DADA DUNDUN! DA DA DA DUN, DA DA DUN DUNNN!
Lemmy: Oh gah dammut all…
Domo: HEY LEMMY, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT THAT SONG?
Lemmy: The part where it goes "I wanna take you for a ride".
Domo: REALLY?
Lemmy: Hell no I hate that song. Thanks for the lift though.
Domo: DON’T FORGET TO HIDE, LITTLE BUDDY!
Lemmy: My little buddy's just fine, thank you, and I'm a neenja. I know these things already.
Lemmy: Now I have that stupid song in my head…
Lemmy: But... having that song stuck in my head is the sacrifice I must make as a super secret agent pirate ninja Beardie to keep the world safe from harm... and from flying burrito demons.
Me: Hey! There’s my Lemmy-kinnns! I was looking all over… I could’ve sworn I had you downstairs on the couch!
Lemmy: If I don't move...she'll think I'm a toy she left out…
Me: K… how did this even get on the bed?
Me: Ahh… huh…
Lemmy: I have nooo idea how that got there, mama.
Lemmy: REALLY! HONEST!
Me: Alright… well, I’m going to get your blankey from downstairs…
Lemmy: Psst...you, yeah you. Tune in next time to see me… LEMMY HORNSWOGGLE! THE SECRET AGENT PIRATE NINJA BEARDIE!! Face El Chubby Cat the Pussinator, come face-to-face with the Chibi Gundam Z Destroyers Unity, and my worst enemy...THE Burrito Demon: Ultimo Burrito Guerrero! *wink*
Darth Vader: Hello? Guys? I'm so alonnnnneee...
Darth Vader: Minions? Guuuuys? What about you readers in internet land? C’monnn… SOMEBODDDY??
-The End-
If you guys enjoyed it, we'll make more!!
