My picnic was ruined by...

ANTS!! :shock:

I was finally released from house arrest ( got caught with contraband electronics) and given a 2-day pass, to enjoy the beautiful weather here. Yesterday, I just chilled and worked on my tan. Sat on my fav rock and basked while getting my next report to our fearless leader, General Tatsu, ready to be sent. Then, I returned to my cell and ordered a serving of supers. All in all, a very good day.

Day two started out the same, until my incompetent simpleton of an ally, GT, arrived and distracted the female slave. I immediately ran for my outdoor lab, to make sure my equipment survived the winter. It didn't. Stupid snow wrecked the whole place. But while checking on the lab, I spotted the first tender, green leaves of a patch of dandelions. NUMM, Ooh Yeahhh! I was just having myself a small snack of the best salad ever, when... :shock: There were Ants! All over me! Trying to bite me and running into my eyes and ears!! rotest: I do not like ants. They are worse than crickets, always tickling my scales. And they taste nasty!

The female slave swooped me up and got rid of the ants. What's that? You think I should be grateful? HAH! Those ants were planted there to prevent me from escaping! :evil: She LAUGHED! Said it would teach me to try and make a break for it! *grinds teeth together in fury* She'll pay, oh yes, she'll pay. :twisted: MWAHAHA!!!

 

[Goonie]

When I read "I was finally released from house arrest ( got caught with contraband electronics) and given a 2-day pass", I immediately thought "wow, she's brave for admitting that". But as I read on, I quickly realized that it wasn't the human that was on house arrest, but the beardie. Talk about having a DUH moment.

Very funny, by the way.

 

[Freeie]

When I read "I was finally released from house arrest ( got caught with contraband electronics) and given a 2-day pass", I immediately thought "wow, she's brave for admitting that". But as I read on, I quickly realized that it wasn't the human that was on house arrest, but the beardie. Talk about having a DUH moment.

Very funny, by the way.

LMAO!!!! I thought that same thing!

Great story!!

 

[protiemama]

:laughhard: ROFLMAO! :laughhard: Yes, I too thought it was the lowly slave who had been under house arrest!
Too, too funny. Thank you, I needed that.

Sandy h

 

[sunkist]

Hahaha... I thought the same thing.

 

[Alix1378]

i caught on when it got to basking. but then forsome reason i miss read "I returned to my cell and ordered a serving of supers" for something else an was like WHY DOES THIS BEARDIE HAVE A PHONE!!! then i started wondering if there is anyplace around here that delivers beardie food...
*dials numbers*
um yes this'll be delivery, id like 2 med hand tossed pizzed 1 pinapple 1 cheese, oh and a roach salad sandwich

 

[Tiantha]

LOL
I started a trend in stories wooo hoo....~As Rex is pulled from teh keyboard.~ "Rex behave righ....did you. Wow you can type.

Nooo I'm doomed! Help!

 

[VEGASLIZARD]

TOO FUNNY!

 

[dasher]

When I read "I was finally released from house arrest ( got caught with contraband electronics) and given a 2-day pass", I immediately thought "wow, she's brave for admitting that". But as I read on, I quickly realized that it wasn't the human that was on house arrest, but the beardie. Talk about having a DUH moment.

Very funny, by the way.

exacty my thoughts 2!