Mom MUST really HATE me or Howlin' Rex's first Tub Bath

Mom must hate me you know. :evil:

She gave me big crickets and made me work for them. :shock:

She tried to catch and towel me and didn’t get it when I opened my mouth as far as it would go and showed her all my ferocious teeth and tonsils. You know tonsils are scary right? :twisted:

Then came the horrid bath IN THE TUB
Then she thought she’d be clever and that putting her hand in the tub as a raft would get me to swim to her… well I did… darn it…I fell for it.
HA I pooed then and she calmly rinsed it down the drain and told me I was a GOOD BOY! Can you imagine? So I stay on her hand because it is the safest place and I put up with her patting…my eyes closed of their own volition. It was not my fault.

Then she wrapped me in a towel and I tried to bite her and got a face full of towel!
Biting towels stinks… evil mom…she put it there so I wouldn’t get her.
So she puts me back in my tank on my rock and then puts the light over me and says ‘Bask’. :mrgreen:

I WAS basking!
So now, I am clean pooed out and back where I was. SO now I ask you did we HAVE to do that? :shock:

 

[TheDragonKeepers]

*bob bob bob*
I am TSAM. Tsam I am!

Baths are great!

*bob bob bob*

They are great because I say they are.