Funny names for pets

[Xjrosie]

So, I do a lot of driving, and sometimes I get too into my thoughts. Today, I was thinking of cute or funny names for pets. Like, I have a hamster I named Puff Hammy (like Puff Daddy but also he's a hamster.)

So I have two names that literally cracked me up.

I plan on getting a gecko in the future. Not sure which type, and maybe more. But for names I thought of....

Leopardo DiGeckio
and
Crestina Geckilera

Do you guys have any other funny names like this? Please tell me it's not just me.

I was busting a gut just thinking about Leopardo

 

[xp29]

We had a ferret named addy, it was a polite way of saying adhd because that one was a spaz.
@hdochow has a great name for her beardie, but I'll let her tell it

 

[Xjrosie]

My son wants to get a snake and name it Barnahiss. And I thought Crusty would be a good name for a clownfish (or any type of "clown" pet.)

 

[hdochow]

We had a ferret named addy, it was a polite way of saying adhd because that one was a spaz.
@hdochow has a great name for her beardie, but I'll let her tell it

SIR HENRY OF SCALES

 

[Xjrosie]

SIR HENRY OF SCALES

That is awesome!!

My aunt had a Shih Tzu named Luke, the Duke of Riley, because they lived in Riley Township. It was on his registration papers and everything.

 

[AHBD]

I had 2 cats , one orange long hair with white feet, called him Sugar Toes, the other was short hair grey, very vocal and smart that I called Top Cat.

 

[Xjrosie]

I had 2 cats , one orange long hair with white feet, called him Sugar Toes, the other was short hair grey, very vocal and smart that I called Top Cat.

Oh yeah, that reminded me of two cats I had named Peanut Butter and Jelly.

 

[Frank Scapp]

My bearded dragon goes by several names depending on who he is dealing with:
For me and family: Vlad
For his vet: Vladimir Dracul
For royalty, Bill Gates, etc.: Prince Vladimir Țepeș of Romania
For his enemies: Vlad the Impaler

 

[ChileanTaco]

Mine: Taco. Because of... Chile, it's more likely to get a taco than a pancake

But can also be: Tac-Tac, Taquito, Lebender Stein ("living stone"), Wurzelchen ("little tree root").
(We speak German at home.)
My husband came up with the "Wurzelchen" as he thought Taco looks somewhat like a gnome living behind a tree root when peeking out of his hide.
I came up with the "Lebender Stein" as I like his ability to blend in and camouflage, and when I'm asked by people how it feels touching Taco, I often describe it as partially like tree bark, partially like a rough stone.

 

[Hazel_Basil10]

I've had previous pets like chinchillas and cats and dogs. One cat I named was Mama Cat I was 4 at the time and she was an old cat. Another name I decided to name my chinchilla was Skunkie(Again, I was 4 or 5 at the time) because he looked like a Skunk, and I had a dog who was name was Beanie Pie because why not!(Again, named when i was 4 or 5)

All of those were named because I was 4 or 5 at the time so yeah!