Dragon learning numbers with his poo

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I hope this doesn't come across too nasty, but I guess I'm kind of a sick person and this struck me as hilarious.

I had came home and went to do my daily cage cleaning before I fed my dragon. As usual he had eaten most of his food and pooped in the food bowl. A "my complements to the chef" statement I believe. I walked into the bathroom to clean out his bowl, and that's when I noticed the poo more closely (not that I routinely stare at poo).

I believe he is learning to count.

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I fear for my life. :shock:
 

lilgreeneyes

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so my question is, is your beardie's viv by a tv and do you and your husband put educational children's programming on for him? lol
 

trickyspark

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Well there is a tv near, and I do usually watch the Science Channel and stuff, most lately the shows about physics when I can find them. I think maybe he's learning quantum physics and due to a lack of writing utensils he is forced to use poo to do his equations. Maybe he hadn't stored up enough to write out the whole formula. Perhaps he was on the way to a unified field theory and by not providing him a pencil I have set back the world of science another 50 years. :banghead:

Fortunately my wife has yet to grow a penis, soooo I don't have a husband for now, just a wife.
 
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