about my human slave

[Colesdad]

My name is Slash and i am two months old. My human slave looks to be in his early 30s. He left his lap top open so i decided to share this with all us beardies. My human worked on my breakfast this morning, it took him about 15 minutes, so early yet i stole 15 minutes of his day already, haha. i "let" him get me out this morning to look around the house again. He is so silly, i sit on his shoulder so that i am nearly as tall as he is, haha, silly slave. The other day i pooped on the carpet just to see what would happen, he actually laughed and said "Slash, you are so crazy". i laughed inside bc i made my slave clean it up! He does everything for me He evens bathes me, i do not have to do anything, he does all the work! I walk him around the house sometimes if i just look at him and tilt my head. to all my beardie friends, if you tilt your head the humans will sweet talk to you and do anything we want. i do not yet know how to post pictures of my self but i have heard my slave talk about Fotobucket. Maybe I will look at his Favorites and see what i can do. if you want to know what i look like, my slave calls me handsome and precious and adorable, of course i already know these things.... so to all my friends, let me know how you treat your slave and i will type again as soon as my slave leaves his laptop open.
Sincerely,
8) Slash

 

[Tonja]

this is so cute. Just like a beardie to leave comments on how they steal your time and make you do everything for them and then laugh about it. I now have two beardies, got the 2nd one this past weekend. They love to wake me up to turn on their lights, make them breakfast, lunch and supper with a snack now and then. Have to make their salads and put their worms in them while they watch to make sure I do it just right. I have to take them out for 1/2 hour every do so they get their sunlight and if Im really good they allow me to take them in my car to the store. So you see we have to be good slaves or we get stink eye and little presents left in the most inappropriate places just out of spite. I wouldnt trade any of it for the world.

 

[BeardieMommy3991]

l ifbvcknn.... o kay. I think I have the hang of this letter board thing. Toothless checkin in! Once mommy showed me your post, I decided I HAD to sneak away and reply! It is super hard to type without finger bones- I don't know HOW she does this all day (when she should be cuddling ME of course). I figure she is helping other beardies like me feel better, so I allow it.

Anyway! About my slave. Or slaves. I have 4, but the young female slave is the one that I have completely wrapped around my tail. She cannot resist my little head tilt (you are right about it working wonders!) and I have gotten so many snuggles and treats that way. She thinks that she is in control, but I don't think so! She cleans up my poop, which tells you who is REALLY in charge here! :wink: They need lizard smileys for this.

she just got me a strange... harness, they called it. It feels really strange, so I give them a hard time. Plus they all seem to have an amusing reaction to me bearding- although I do NOT appreciate the laughing at me when I get stuck!

Oh! I see her coming! I gotta go quick- before she figures out I can typ-l/kxjko;mv

Silly Toothless, putting gibberish all over my screen. I swear I left it on a different page! Oh well. It's cute, so I will leave it.