Hello my name is norbert, I came to live with my human slave.... I mean mommy on April 1st, She informed me that that will be my official birthday. I knew from then on my life would be weird. Two days after i came to her i ate 7 buggies in one sitting, i couldnt eat for almost two days after that. Now i only eat two to four buggies in a meal and sometimes that is all in a day. Mommy says she breeds these buggies she calls roaches but i call them num-nums no more of those bugs called crickets. mommy spent 17 bucks on a thousand of those things called crickets but the moment i ate my first roach i lost interest in those, i didnt care that mommy had to let them die off, she will use them for fertilizer in her garden so its a win win, i get my roaches she gets to put dead bugs in her garden!! I do have a complaint though... i was trying to eat bits of my bridge and she cleaned it off so i wouldnt be able to do so. Oh and for those wondering i was only a few days old when mommy got me so three to 6 buggies a day makes me so full i feel like I am about to burst!
This is me if you humans on this thing called a web site MUST know....