I treated myself to a banana split. So that means Waffles got some banana today. She devoured it. I guess I have found her favorite food. She ate it almost if not as fast as her bugs. The people at the restaurant I ate at looked at me weird. Apparently it’s not normal to take home a small slice of your banana from your banana split…..and only a small slice of your banana, nothing else. Have people never heard of a lizard to-go box?
Then I introduced cactus. Cactus is not as good as banana. Cactus is green, does not move and does not smell as good as a banana or bugs. ”Why would I want this after banana?!?” She thought…She gave me a look that said “I Don’t Want It!” So I did what any parent would do. I put it on her head. She let it stay there for awhile, now she is pouting in her warm hide, wondering why she has such a weird mom. We will try cactus tomorrow after the taste of banana has faded from her memory. What will she choose tomorrow? Kale? Collard Greens? Cactus? Maybe all three to make me question life? Yea, that sounds more like it...no..wait..she will have none and make me wonder where I went wrong then right before the food bowl gets taken out she will eat it all and laugh maniacally.
Then I introduced cactus. Cactus is not as good as banana. Cactus is green, does not move and does not smell as good as a banana or bugs. ”Why would I want this after banana?!?” She thought…She gave me a look that said “I Don’t Want It!” So I did what any parent would do. I put it on her head. She let it stay there for awhile, now she is pouting in her warm hide, wondering why she has such a weird mom. We will try cactus tomorrow after the taste of banana has faded from her memory. What will she choose tomorrow? Kale? Collard Greens? Cactus? Maybe all three to make me question life? Yea, that sounds more like it...no..wait..she will have none and make me wonder where I went wrong then right before the food bowl gets taken out she will eat it all and laugh maniacally.