....I see you feeding my sister roaches too, but I don't want to share, they are all MINE!! (Usually accompanied with a few head bobs for good measure)
-- Your human toddler wants to be loud when its past MY bed time.
-- You mixed the red bell peppers with the cucumbers.. THEY CANT BE TOUCHING..
-- you give me bath when I want to Bask.. WHY YOU DO DIS??