You know you're a beardie owner when...

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You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby YoursTruly » Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:14 am

...you get the stink eye!

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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby Lemonizer » Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:44 am

...You make HTTYD fanart and your OC's dragon looks like your beardie.
...At the word "dragon" you think of a beardie
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby CooperDragon » Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:17 am

That's even a mild one! More like a "hey... hey hooman, what's goin' on back there.. Don't make me turn around.. grumble grumble"
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby YoursTruly » Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:24 am

CooperDragon wrote:That's even a mild one! More like a "hey... hey hooman, what's goin' on back there.. Don't make me turn around.. grumble grumble"


I posted it to my FB with the following Ludacris line:
"I ain't playin around, make one false move, I'll take ya down"
because I'm pretty sure she wants to kill everything and everyone right now (pre-shed grumpiness)
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby Lemonizer » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:26 am

YoursTruly wrote:
CooperDragon wrote:That's even a mild one! More like a "hey... hey hooman, what's goin' on back there.. Don't make me turn around.. grumble grumble"


I posted it to my FB with the following Ludacris line:
"I ain't playin around, make one false move, I'll take ya down"
because I'm pretty sure she wants to kill everything and everyone right now (pre-shed grumpiness)


True though!
I mean, as in, "true though, that lines fits her perfectly!"

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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby YoursTruly » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:33 am

I think so too lol. She is SO cranky. I took her out for some floor time, and she wanted none of it. She sat in the same spot forever. At morning feeding, she made me pick her up off her basking rock and set her on the ground, otherwise the crickets would have gone ignored. She is the epitome of lazy.
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby Gormagon » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:59 pm

You know you are a beardie owner when..........
You can carry on an intellectual conversation about "poop",LOL!!!!!!
You know more about uvb and, uva than a meteorologist :lol:
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby SHBailey » Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:48 pm

I guess I could take this opportunity to brag about being a "published author". :roll:

Check out page 14 of the Mar/Apr 2017 issue of Reptiles Magazine:
You know you're really into reptiles when...
"You live in Alaska and you see nothing crazy about trying to maintain an Australian desert environment in a little glass box in your living room."
(Guess who submitted that one.)

Meanwhile, Puff is staring at me like, "Why don't you turn off that stupid computer and pay some attention to me?" :wink:
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby JessPets » Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:59 pm

SHBailey wrote:I guess I could take this opportunity to brag about being a "published author". :roll:

Check out page 14 of the Mar/Apr 2017 issue of Reptiles Magazine:
You know you're really into reptiles when...
"You live in Alaska and you see nothing crazy about trying to maintain an Australian desert environment in a little glass box in your living room."
(Guess who submitted that one.)

Meanwhile, Puff is staring at me like, "Why don't you turn off that stupid computer and pay some attention to me?" :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby JessPets » Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:59 pm

Gormagon wrote:You know you are a beardie owner when..........
You can carry on an intellectual conversation about "poop",LOL!!!!!!
You know more about uvb and, uva than a meteorologist :lol:


Yes, LOL!!
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby YoursTruly » Fri Apr 07, 2017 5:40 pm

SHBailey wrote:I guess I could take this opportunity to brag about being a "published author". :roll:

Check out page 14 of the Mar/Apr 2017 issue of Reptiles Magazine:
You know you're really into reptiles when...
"You live in Alaska and you see nothing crazy about trying to maintain an Australian desert environment in a little glass box in your living room."
(Guess who submitted that one.)

Meanwhile, Puff is staring at me like, "Why don't you turn off that stupid computer and pay some attention to me?" :wink:


That cannot be easy!!
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby SHBailey » Fri Apr 07, 2017 6:10 pm

Actually, it's not as difficult as it would seem, once you get everything in place. As long as you can keep the house warm enough for the human slaves, then getting the right temperatures for the reptiles is really no worse than anywhere else. :wink:

But the idea makes for a good one-liner. :P
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby YoursTruly » Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:32 am

I totally agree on the poop thing. My boyfriend and I have no shame anymore after many in-depth analyses of Thane's turds.
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby Gormagon » Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:48 am

YoursTruly wrote:I totally agree on the poop thing. My boyfriend and I have no shame anymore after many in-depth analyses of Thane's turds.

Oh Ya, LMAO!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...

Postby HippieLizards » Sun Feb 04, 2018 5:07 pm

...You know when your a beardie owner when half of your fridge is dedicated to your pets food.
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