Me: I sorry my friend. Did you like your salad?
Phira: I ate the whole thing. I is miserable.
Me: Do you wanna watch some TV and snuggle?
Phira: Yeah... Get my blue blanket... yeah... the warm snuggly one.
Me: <puts Phira on his leg and covers him with the blue blanket, which is actually an old dish rag he seems to like.> Comfy.
Phira: Yep.
Me: Do you want me to sing you a song about carrots and crickets?
Phira: Zzzzzz....zzzzzz... sleepy dragon mode... activ....zzzzzz...zzzz
Me: Silly Dragon.