Toy impregnation

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Toy impregnation

Postby bam97 » Tue May 11, 2021 7:21 pm

Can I buy a toy bearded dragon and make it move around so my bearded dragon think she's alive and can mount and succesfully reproduce? LOL

I was sitting there today thing hmmm how can i improve my beardies life? He has food, light, can stare outside the window all he wants... but what else? Then I recalled those youtube videos where male bearded dragons INSTANTLY jump onto other's to mate, like damn these guys are naturally extremely horny.

Now ralph my dragon has only 'seen' one other bearded dragon in his entire life, and that was himself in the mirror. I'm thinking that his natural instincts tell him that this major bucket list item for him is yet to checked off and he's probably thinking WTF where are all the dragon babes? Is there anything to give my 8 year old handsome stud a taste of the life ? I imagine it could be lonely for him without a partner yet alone ever seeing any other animal of his same species ever since birth.

On another note, if anyone wants to actually breed and looking for a dragon in Northern New Jersey then please reach out! This post was mostly satirical and just a random idea I hoped could make someones day but yea I feel like Ralph needs love maybe I could trick him into thinking he got the job done x( lol
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Re: Toy impregnation

Postby SandP » Wed May 12, 2021 6:04 pm

I've actually heard of people using a stuffed animal for that purpose.
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Re: Toy impregnation

Postby loljelloclowdz » Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:15 pm

Yes, you absolutely can. I just don’t know how you’re gonna clean it out, maybe get one of those bristle brushes for test tubes so you can scrub it with soap and water.

Good luck.
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Re: Toy impregnation

Postby Gail » Thu Jun 10, 2021 8:28 am

Your dragon doesn't need to get laid to enrich his life and it could even cause more behavioral issues as it will increase his hormones.

He's not lonely and isn't missing out on anything. Quite putting human emotions on animals.
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Re: Toy impregnation

Postby CooperDragon » Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:06 am

I wouldn't bother with this. Their increased energy level tends to be seasonal. Let him run around to burn off extra energy and he'll be fine.
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