Draco Phoenix just pooped on my leg. He was acting like a jerk and facing away from me, and acting like he wanted to jump off my leg, then he turned around, and gave me this "Hey, Ma, how's it goin?" look, and proceded to lift his tail and use my pajama pants as a toilet. I was like "Really? REALLY?? Like, for real?" Then he decided he didn't like me anymore and turned back around.
Stinker.
Stinker.