The next dragon I get..joke thread

AHBD · Apr 6, 2025

Would you settle for Kai eating half his greens ? And jumping on your arm half the time ? And producing the perfect poo with the appropriate amount of urate 1-2 X a week ? Being plopped down in the tank by you when he needs to go back whether he likes it or not ? I mean that sounds realistic and could be a win right there !
And just tell the silly bugger " Look here, it's me, mom....I am not a bird so get over it and show some respect .

Sue E. · Apr 6, 2025

Aww I love Kai! And I wouldnt trade him for any beardie in the world! I mean dragon #2, which is probably inevitable at some point (but not yet lol). Kai's little brother.

AHBD · Apr 6, 2025

Sue E. said:
Aww I love Kai! And I wouldnt trade him for any beardie in the world! I mean dragon #2, which is probably inevitable at some point (but not yet lol). Kai's little brother.

Yes I know, you are definitely a doting dragon parent and Kai has it good. ! And you'll love the next one you get as well and it will be a new " family member" that will fit right in.

xp29 · Apr 6, 2025

Sue E. said:
The next dragon I get will:
Eat greens like crazy from birth
Bask for hours after eating right at the 4.5 uvb spot
Poop the perfect poop every day
Climb up onto my arm as soon as I stick it in
Climb right back down into his tank when I put my arm back in, instead of scrambling like crazy and reversing to go back up my arm
Open his mouth for whatever I give him (drops of water, a bit of pumpkin)
Not treat me like Im a bird or someone trying to ruin his day
Lol.

Please please please tell me how you accomplish this, I needcto know SOOOOO bad