UPDATE:
So this is what her blackbearding looks like. The sling is black but the spikes aren't quite. I've been calling every vet around and I've decided small towns ate just terrible. The second picture maybe hard to see but she has a tiny bit of what I assume is dried mucus on her mouth. She's finally eaten a little bit today, but still not enough to make a poo. Still no snot bubbles, no clicking, and not lethargic. But not much better than yesterday :/
That's not much of a black beard. Darwin's beard sometimes goes that black when he's just basking. I wish I had a good photo of Dundee's black beard. That was a "good" example of lethargic distress black beard. This is the best one I can find but he's facing away watching TV with me. super dark black all around.
If that's the case then a shed may have her riled up. That can give them black beards too. This is a picture of Coop giving me a black beard and death stare simply for waking him up. He tolerated zero nonsense from his human. I miss him and his attitude.
I guess at this point really the only thing that is making me worry is her breathing. Doesn't seem labored and she's isn't taking deep breaths, but it's like she's breathing through her mouth instead of nostrils. I'm hoping it just means a sticky nose shed