So everyone thinks I make up these stories about Rocky because they don't own a bearded dragon. A relative of mine totally thinks Rocky is a paperweight (what a jerk, right?!). Well, Rocky kissed me and he said, "oh he'd do that to anyone." He attempted, Rocky ignored him. He petted Rocky then tried again, Rocky turned his head. Rocky understands and knows who talks smack about him. Rocky doesn't want any part of the foolishness.