LMAO Okay, so I bought Clapton a harness & leash. It was really cute in the picture, it's black & says SECURITY on the back. When I first tried it on, it seemed too big. Well, I just tried it again. I put him down to see if he could walk okay in it. It took him 30 seconds to squiggle right out of it, like taking off a t-shirt! So that was a fail. Live & learn. 
I'll take a picture & post it.
I'll take a picture & post it.