have to say you guys really brightened my day reading this! I was laughing so hard I started to tear up. Hope that one day I can tolerate my roaches enough to make one a pet!
Unfortunately, I came back home today after running a bunch of errands, and I found Hubs, dead, on her/his back in his/her home!
He/she had a nice whole day with me, and I hope I made his/her last moments memorable. I am very sorry that me and Hubs didn't have more time to get to know eachother, may his/her legacy live on.