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    Oliver and the Outside.

    Oliver: This is unacceptable. Hooman! Servant! Me: You rang? Oliver: Yes, (Rubbing up against the side of the tank) I can't get out! This cursed invisible barrier will not allow me to... Eh... pass. Me: Oh, you want out? (Hooman reaches in to pick him up.) Oliver: NO! I want to push my way...
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    The Master of Hide and Seek

    Oliver: They will never ever find me here! Ha! Hooman: Oliver!? Oliver come on buddy where are you? Oliver: Hehehehehe. Three Days Later... Me: I can't find him. (In tears on the phone) I've moved every couch, chair, and every piece of furniture in the house. I have checked under every nook...
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    I'm running away! An Oliver Story

    Oliver: This is unbelievable. How could possibly do this! Collard Greens? There is a fresh supply of Symtom BSFL (My hooman highly recommends them.) setting right there and I get Collard Greens! 80% greens! Who comes up with this stuff! Oh! Oh, he left my cage open. Yes, he thinks I'm going to...
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    You can't be serious...

    Oliver: Tell me about this Santa Claws you Hoomans are always talking about. Me: Santa Clause. Oliver: ... ... That's what I said. Me: He's a guy that once a year comes and gives presents to the humans. He flies around in a sleigh with Reindeer pulling it. Oliver: He should have Dragons...
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    Sir Oliver LeLane of the House of Minimum

    As some of the older Generation of BD.org will remember that I had a series of adventures dealing with my Phira. Phira got his dragon wings on December 22, 2020. Oliver hatched on December 22, 2020. In honor of Phira's 1 year of passing and Oliver's one year of life, I now offer you an...
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    Phira...

    Hey guys. I know it's been a LONG time since I posted a Phira story. I don't even know if any of you even still check this website. I lost Phira on the 22nd of December to Liver Failure. He was Five. His last moments were with me snuggling on my chest. In his memory I'm going to share with you...
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    An actual Phira story.

    I’ve taken the other Hoomans advice and started to write an actual story about Phira. Though it’s not the whimsical story you’re all use to. It’s an adventure story that has some paranormal, religion, action, suspense and a little love. Basic run down of the idea. Plague takes out most of...
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    Winnie

    Winnie is most likely going to find a new home soon. It was never my intention to keep her and while she’s a very sweet and snuggly, I haven’t really connected with her. Her new Hooman will be a boy with A form of Autism. His dad assures me that Winnie will be well cared for and I believe him...
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    Phira vs .... oh just... I can’t hehe

    Me: I had to rescue a Dragon today. Phira: Good for you Hooman. As a reward for your heroic deeds I shall poo on the clean cloths! Me: what... no. You can’t poo on the clean cloths. Phira: You doubt my sneaky dragon mode? Me: yes. Phira: pffft that was a good Cricket. Me: What? I haven’t fed...
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    My sad Dragon

    I’ve been gone a lot lately doing unavoidable things. I really haven’t even had time to myself. The weather has grown much much colder so taking Phira out and about as I do errands is no longer an option. Daisy gets to go for car rides and walks but work has dictated that I have only limited...
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    Burmation questions

    1. Phira has been asleep for about a week. Do I take him out to give him a bath so he can get water? 2. He ate very little before he went under. Should I worry about that? 3. I have his house covered to help keep out light but I'm still freaking out about him not having lights. He has a Che. 4...
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    Don't think this is a Vettcep...

    This is my friends Dragon named Wash. He is two years old, 18 inches long and significantly smaller than any dragon I've seen. He is also grey and his head is shaped differently. I know it's very very rare to find any other breed of bearded dragon in the United States but I'm 85% sure he's not a...
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    Phira and the Parade (long)

    The lights came on as always at 7 am. The Hooman sleeps for a few more hours. Phira normally takes this time to think about the things beyond Hooman comprehension. Like Worms vs Crickets. But on this day, the Hooman was up and moving around before the fake sun illuminated the awesomeness that is...
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    Sleepy time almost.

    Saphira is going to be taking his nap soon I think. It's his first one :( Some one told me I should shut off his UVB light and hear lamp and get a ceramic heater? Is this a good idea? I mean he still needs UVB doesn't he? Help me. I dunno.
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    Phira waved at me! Not so much...

    Phira was setting on my arm just chilling out. I saw his little leg stat to move and I got super exited... Me: Are you waving at me!? Oh my gosh you're waving at me. I'll give you nose bumps? (This is where I touch my nose to the tip of his face and say bop) Phira: <wave> <Hooman gets closer>...
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    Phira the falling Dragon

    To many it would seem like the logical thing to do but I very seldom trimmed Phira's claws. If I did it was just the very tip of them. See the minor little cuts no scraps I got on my arm didn't bother me so much. For one Phira's house is always spotless, he never poos in his house (his new thing...
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    Phira vs Daisy (the rescue dog)

    Me: She's cute huh? Phira: Hooman!? That's not a Dog. That's a small woodlands like creature! How am I supposed to ride that? Me: she is too a dog. She's just a little Dog. And YOU are not suppose to ride Dogs. Phira: She was to be my steed. You said so. Me: I did not say that! Daisy: Throw the...
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    Phira had Worms... New adventure

    Phira was a big hit at the Vets office. One little old lady said something about being disgusting and Phira stuck his tongue out at her. He made a new Friend, a Great perinees (sp) named Cookie. He was also absolutely terrified of a little Corgi, whom we shall name, Demon Spawn. The Dr. Took a...
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    Phira isn't well.

    I'm posting this here cause it's a health issue but I'm taking him to the vet. He has honestly acted like he is going into Burmation. He was doing fine with his MBD and turned back to himself but two days ago he refused to eat. It's now been two days. I think he got hurt yesterday though. He got...
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    Phira has MBD

    Phira has MBD. For the better part of a year I was using the compact lights because that was all I had and could afford. Phira did just fine under them, but everyone kept telling me how horrible they were for him and that I should replace it as soon as hoomanly possible. Well I did. It was a...
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