Lyrebird.Rainwing

I just walked into my room and instead of looking at me, Swordtail's eyes darted directly to the ice cream drumstick I'm holding

Finally replaced Swordtail's substrate

If people can call their cats and dogs their "Fur babies" then I can definitely call Swordtail my Scale child

Swordtail just eye bulged and while I know it's harmless, it still creeps me out

Swordtail has been doing a whole lot of "Lizard yoga" lately

Can confirm, Swordtail does not have a brain

If bearded dragon no like being squished then why is bearded dragon squishy?

Swordtail just puffed his beard at me because I said he couldn't have my toast

I don't own Swordtail anymore. He owns me

Swordtail is being the chonky turd he is