Lemonizer

I hate it when spiders just sit on the walls and act like they pay rent.
Chinchillas, when you eat the universe, please leave me a piece too.
Throwing walruses at grandmas is not socially acceptable, you know.
Please get this banana-throwing velociraptor out of here.
Hitler, stop stealing my Nutella.
Dear Voldemort, my shampoo is not for you. You don't even have any hair.