Story Time

Me: Ok Smaug lets read a book.
Smaug: Immediately runs away after I said book.

BeardedDragonSteve":21k6k4lz said:

Me: Ok Smaug lets read a book.
Smaug: Immediately runs away after I said book.

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Lol! Time to break out the tablet and watch some YT Dragon vids. ?
-Dee

Wow!!!!! I haven't heard that term in years!!!!

Book????????

Gormagon":38037xoz said:

Wow!!!!! I haven't heard that term in years!!!!

Book????????

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SMACK! :twisted:

MrSpectrum":1ht09ne1 said:

Gormagon":1ht09ne1 said:

Wow!!!!! I haven't heard that term in years!!!!

Book????????

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SMACK! :twisted:

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Books? I think that was the ancestor to the, what is it? Amazon Kindle? Lol! ?
Just kidding! I still read ? BOOKS! Nothing like the smell of old paper and holding print in hand, actually turning pages! OMG! ?
-Dee

DragonPete":idiys59r said:

MrSpectrum":idiys59r said:

Gormagon":idiys59r said:

Wow!!!!! I haven't heard that term in years!!!!

Book????????

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SMACK! :twisted:

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Books? I think that was the ancestor to the, what is it? Amazon Kindle? Lol! ?
Just kidding! I still read ? BOOKS! Nothing like the smell of old paper and holding print in hand, actually turning pages! OMG! ?
-Dee

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Yes, I know what a book is but, in the 70's "Book" was a slang term for LEAVE QUICKLY!!!! Yes, I am telling my age just a bit.

DragonPete":1hur8uo9 said:

Books? I think that was the ancestor to the, what is it? Amazon Kindle? Lol! ?

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What's a kindle? :? Another case of life imitating STAR TREK.
(Yes, I still have an original, "All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from STAR TREK" poster, parodying the BOOK, All I Really Need to Know I Learned from Watching Star Trek.)

And yes (talk about dating oneself Gormagon), I can clearly remember watching the very first broadcast of ST:TOS at 9 pm on Thursday, September 8, 1966 on NBC (of course back then it was just STAR TREK, and I know Canada got to see it 2 days earlier).* My mom had a thing for Mr. Spock. :roll:

* And I don't even consider myself a Trekkie. Those people are Nuckin' Futz (and need to "GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show!") :laughhard:

Any book I read to ZaRDoZ would have to ascribe to the "Sometimes the Dragon Wins" philosophy.
No... scratch that (this forum software really needs the strikethrough tab).
Any book I read to ZaRDoZ would have to ascribe to the "The Dragon ALWAYS Wins" philosophy.

Geez you guys really are showing OUR age! ?
-Dee

Actually, it's a bit of comfort/reassurance that not everyone here is a friggin' KID.

Dictionary

_____(friggin') kid
________________/kid/

noun

___1. anyone younger than me.

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I may be old but I refuse to grow up! ?
-Dee

Wow I was gone for like 2 days and this post is booming.

BeardedDragonSteve":1ifqqn6i said:

Wow I was gone for like 2 days and this post is booming.

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You're a great story teller, you start it and it takes on a life of it's own, lol!!!!

Gormagon":2y4ojgiz said:

BeardedDragonSteve":2y4ojgiz said:

Wow I was gone for like 2 days and this post is booming.

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You're a great story teller, you start it and it takes on a life of it's own, lol!!!!

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And it most certainly did! ?
-Dee

BeardedDragonSteve":364k9tn5 said:

Wow I was gone for like 2 days and this post is booming.

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That'll learn ya! :lol:

But this generation of bearded dragons. Bah humbug these young whippersnappers need to go outside more and read more books. Otherwise next generation will be even worse. Back in my day they did not have these fancy high tech habitats, they had old school aquariums (I am not actually really old, just some more funny writing for you all.)