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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby claudiusx » Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:11 pm

Truly, something only we would understand haha.

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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby HippieLizards » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:59 pm

JumpinJellyfish wrote:You've looked at hundreds of bug butts to determine their sex and balance the ratio in your feeder roach colony.

Lol! That was essentially me today, Got a new shipment of dubias and already was Picking out my soon to be breeders :lol:
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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby HippieLizards » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:02 pm

claudiusx wrote:
MrSpectrum wrote:Whoa! Lotta emphasis on POOP here! Maybe it deserves its own Topic :laughhard:

I think Poop needs it's own forum section LOL

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In all honesty, that actually isn't that bad of an idea. We see tons of poop threads on the forums, but I think we should branch this idea to Beardie, time to get ourselves a forum on lizard poop! :lol:
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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby MrSpectrum » Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:28 am

HippieLizards wrote:
claudiusx wrote:
MrSpectrum wrote:Whoa! Lotta emphasis on POOP here! Maybe it deserves its own Topic :laughhard:

I think Poop needs it's own forum section LOL

-Brandon

In all honesty, that actually isn't that bad of an idea. We see tons of poop threads on the forums, but I think we should branch this idea to Beardie, time to get ourselves a forum on lizard poop! :lol:

Did you think I was joking (Only half :roll: )
But I think it deserves an... appropriate forum title, like...

    Dragon Doody
    Dragon Droppin's
    Dragon Dung
    Pogona Poo/p
    Pogona Excreta (Just to keep it Latin-like :lol: )
    Lizard Leavin's
    Lizard Litter
    Beardie Biscuits
    Beardie Chips
    Critter Crap
    Critter Coprolites
    Impaction Action
    Freaky Feculence
    :D
... just to rattle off a few...
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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby JumpinJellyfish » Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:14 am

HippieLizards wrote:
JumpinJellyfish wrote:You've looked at hundreds of bug butts to determine their sex and balance the ratio in your feeder roach colony.

Lol! That was essentially me today, Got a new shipment of dubias and already was Picking out my soon to be breeders :lol:

LOL
Mine are discoids, but yep! Gotta check 'em and distribute accordingly. And he hasn't been eating many of them so at this rate, they're practically pets themselves! 😄
Never knew I could get so happy about poop, or so comfortable with bugs. :-D
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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby Dogstar5988 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:31 am

.....when you have the Nest camera for security but actually have it on top of your beardie cage to see what he is up to all day.
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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby Marnie » Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:02 am

When your 11 year old daughter turns around and shouts at you
" omg mum your not getting another one , the 1st one already gets more than I do, and it eats all the strawberries and fruit in the fridge, it's not fair "
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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby claudiusx » Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:46 am

You purposely have bugs in your refrigerator :lol:

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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby HippieLizards » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:15 am

MrSpectrum wrote:
HippieLizards wrote:
claudiusx wrote:
MrSpectrum wrote:Whoa! Lotta emphasis on POOP here! Maybe it deserves its own Topic :laughhard:

I think Poop needs it's own forum section LOL

-Brandon

In all honesty, that actually isn't that bad of an idea. We see tons of poop threads on the forums, but I think we should branch this idea to Beardie, time to get ourselves a forum on lizard poop! :lol:

Did you think I was joking (Only half :roll: )
But I think it deserves an... appropriate forum title, like...

    Dragon Doody
    Dragon Droppin's
    Dragon Dung
    Pogona Poo/p
    Pogona Excreta (Just to keep it Latin-like :lol: )
    Lizard Leavin's
    Lizard Litter
    Beardie Biscuits
    Beardie Chips
    Critter Crap
    Critter Coprolites
    Impaction Action
    Freaky Feculence
    :D
... just to rattle off a few...
LOL! I really like 'Pogona Excreta', 'Dragon dung' and 'Critter Crap'! :laughhard:
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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby HippieLizards » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:31 am

claudiusx wrote:You purposely have bugs in your refrigerator :lol:

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Ah yes, doesn't every normal family have Hornworms and BSFL next to the condiments?
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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby HippieLizards » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:33 am

JumpinJellyfish wrote:You've looked at hundreds of bug butts to determine their sex and balance the ratio in your feeder roach colony.

I'll do you one better, "Dubia roach butts" Is in your search history now because you forgot which is which. :roll: 🤦‍♀️
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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby HemiLeo » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:29 am

HippieLizards wrote:
JumpinJellyfish wrote:You've looked at hundreds of bug butts to determine their sex and balance the ratio in your feeder roach colony.

I'll do you one better, "Dubia roach butts" Is in your search history now because you forgot which is which. :roll: 🤦‍♀️

Wow! :lol: :lol:
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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby JumpinJellyfish » Sat Sep 14, 2019 7:52 am

HippieLizards wrote:
JumpinJellyfish wrote:You've looked at hundreds of bug butts to determine their sex and balance the ratio in your feeder roach colony.

I'll do you one better, "Dubia roach butts" Is in your search history now because you forgot which is which. :roll: 🤦‍♀️

🤣🤣🤣
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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby JumpinJellyfish » Sat Sep 14, 2019 7:53 am

HippieLizards wrote:
claudiusx wrote:You purposely have bugs in your refrigerator :lol:

-Brandon

Ah yes, doesn't every normal family have Hornworms and BSFL next to the condiments?

And critter keepers with the room-temp bugs on top of the fridge
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Re: You Know You're a Beardie Owner When...

Postby ComicBookMama » Sat Sep 14, 2019 12:58 pm

JumpinJellyfish wrote:
HippieLizards wrote:
claudiusx wrote:You purposely have bugs in your refrigerator :lol:

-Brandon

Ah yes, doesn't every normal family have Hornworms and BSFL next to the condiments?

And critter keepers with the room-temp bugs on top of the fridge


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