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Oof, oof? (More stories?)

Postby ScaryDemonDragon » Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:45 pm

I don't really know what had happened before I started writing these, so please don't question it lol

One lovely day, Grandpa Gormagon is scraping out the bug burlap sack, and all of a sudden we see a shadow fly over our heads. We look over at Grandma who is currently playing a zombie survival game, and then look at each other, jumping up out of our seats as we see the shadow go into the other room. We run into the living room tripping over our feet and see it: A big scaly dragon with wings as big as the couch, mauling my Grey Poupon cat (Who, by the way, is 97868935873784724 years old.) who was casually grooming herself on the couch. I knew then that the dragon picked my old cat because she always gave him the death glare when he was smaller. I figured it was the end for my cat. Instead, me and Gormagon decided to run. As fast as we could, watching those little legs of ours run, the dragon decides to walk slowly towards us. His feet make the ground shake, and we fall to our knees. The dragon catches up to us and grabs the sack out of Grandpa's hands. We see the his tail waving in the wind before it dissapears over the horizon. From that day forward, you would never catch us with a burlap sack of bugs again.

I really don't have any inspiration, so if this isn't as good then just don't tell me XD
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Re: Oof, oof? (More stories?)

Postby ScaryDemonDragon » Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:49 pm

Was going to write two, but decided not to
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Re: Oof, oof? (More stories?)

Postby Foxxy76 » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:29 pm

:lol:
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Re: Oof, oof? (More stories?)

Postby Gormagon » Thu Mar 21, 2019 7:43 pm

Wow, boredom is a wonderful thing, LOL!!!
Yup, got another shipment of dubia's today but, didn't realize it would spark the imagination of my little granddaughter so well :D :D :D ! She's a keeper!!!

PS. Gotta check around the house before opening another burlap sack of bugs from now on :shock: :shock: :shock:
The wonderful world of bearded dragons is a magical land of mystery, enchantment, cuddles, love and, worry! A mysterious realm where things always seem to change in an instant and, the moment you think you have it all figured out, the rules change! You think you own your dragon, guess again. You are now a slave!!!
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Re: Oof, oof? (More stories?)

Postby Aaradimian » Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:39 am

You'll never figure out where this stuff comes from, so better just to roll with it, I say. I used to write crazy bits of poetry when the mood struck and made sure it rhymed because my teachers at the time had said that rhyming poetry was not considered to be good by poetic standards (who are they to tell me my poetry stinks?! Hmph!). Anyway, I ended up writing & publishing a (wholly unknown) novel that started from little vignettes like this one, so keep at it. Someday you too can have a non-best seller! :D
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Re: Oof, oof? (More stories?)

Postby ScaryDemonDragon » Sat Mar 23, 2019 4:20 pm

May I ask what the Title is?
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Re: Oof, oof? (More stories?)

Postby Aaradimian » Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:38 pm

ScaryDemonDragon wrote:May I ask what the Title is?


Sure, it's Decay's Champion "Available on Amazon and Nook for the low, low price of just $2.99 US". :lol:
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