Me: Hey girl, wanna get out of this stinky cage and go make something?!
Diamond: No, I wanna stay in here and be lazy!!
Me: Too late ( took out of cage )
Diamond: ugh you filthy Hooman
Me : Let’s make you a bed!!
(Place her on blanket)
(Shows felt colors)
Me: Which color ........
Diamond: Zzzzzzzzzzz....
Me: Diamond, wake up you silly girl
Diamond : Huh.... Oh the carrots....
Me : Soo orange!
Diamond: NOOO you crazy hooman the carrot!!! So I can eats it!!
Me : Okay whatever....
(Starts sewing bed)
Me: All done!!
Diamond : Ahh yes finally !! You are veries slow....
Me: Try it out !!
Diamond
Climbs on bed) Too lumpy...
Me : well that’s all your gonna get for now!!
Diamond: Ohh, that’s how you ares gonna act huh!! .............
Me : Puts her on shoulder)
Diamond: (still finishing sentence) I SHAL.... What’s are you doing ?!!! I shall not sit here I will MOVE!!
( Is now on my back partially in my hair )
Hahahaha now yours pretty fur shall stinks!!
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HEY!! This is a true story ! Well, she isn’t actually talking but I did place her on her bed a she didn’t think it was comfortable !! And she did move from my shoulder to my back partially in my hair!! I just thought this was funny!! Oh, and please respond to my topic I just posted about diamond not shedding !! Bye!!
Diamond: No, I wanna stay in here and be lazy!!
Me: Too late ( took out of cage )
Diamond: ugh you filthy Hooman
Me : Let’s make you a bed!!
(Place her on blanket)
(Shows felt colors)
Me: Which color ........
Diamond: Zzzzzzzzzzz....
Me: Diamond, wake up you silly girl
Diamond : Huh.... Oh the carrots....
Me : Soo orange!
Diamond: NOOO you crazy hooman the carrot!!! So I can eats it!!
Me : Okay whatever....
(Starts sewing bed)
Me: All done!!
Diamond : Ahh yes finally !! You are veries slow....
Me: Try it out !!
Diamond
Climbs on bed) Too lumpy...Me : well that’s all your gonna get for now!!
Diamond: Ohh, that’s how you ares gonna act huh!! .............
Me : Puts her on shoulder)
Diamond: (still finishing sentence) I SHAL.... What’s are you doing ?!!! I shall not sit here I will MOVE!!
( Is now on my back partially in my hair )
Hahahaha now yours pretty fur shall stinks!!
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HEY!! This is a true story ! Well, she isn’t actually talking but I did place her on her bed a she didn’t think it was comfortable !! And she did move from my shoulder to my back partially in my hair!! I just thought this was funny!! Oh, and please respond to my topic I just posted about diamond not shedding !! Bye!!
