Phira vs .... oh just... I can’t hehe

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Phira vs .... oh just... I can’t hehe

Postby Minimum3 » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:45 pm

Me: I had to rescue a Dragon today.
Phira: Good for you Hooman. As a reward for your heroic deeds I shall poo on the clean cloths!
Me: what... no. You can’t poo on the clean cloths.
Phira: You doubt my sneaky dragon mode?
Me: yes.
Phira: pffft that was a good Cricket.
Me: What? I haven’t fed you yet.
Phira: I was so fast and so sneaky you didn’t even know I left my cage silly stoopid Hooman.
Me: Liar
Phira: Liar?! Whats a Liar? Can I eats it?
Me & Phira: <stare at eachtoher for a couple seconds>
Me: anyways I rescued a dragon...and brought him here.
Phira: You did... what?!
Me: it’s funny the people I rescued him from named him Erragon.
Phira: I’m going to eat you!? How could you! You and me! We had it all! We were beasts bros! We were going to conquer the known world we <Hooman goes to get other Dragon> were gonna open that all you can eat bug plac.... ... ...
Me: Meet Erragon.
Phira: Even on the brightest of days I have never see anything as radiant... Hooman she is beautiful...
Me: She? <lifts tail>
Erragon: HOW DARE YOU, YOU, YOU PERVERT! UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT!
Me: *sigh*
Phira: Hellooooooo Lady Dragon!

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Re: Phira vs .... oh just... I can’t hehe

Postby Gormagon » Sun Nov 19, 2017 6:11 am

Oh my, you are lucky he didn't burn the house down, He does tend to over react at times, lmbo!
Situation overted...female in the house :shock: :shock: :D
She looks to be healthy and, has good muscle tone.
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Re: Phira vs .... oh just... I can’t hehe

Postby Minimum3 » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:05 am

She's fat. And I do mean fat. And I thinknshes blind. Been under a red light and coil bulb herv while life.... and prissy
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Re: Phira vs .... oh just... I can’t hehe

Postby CooperDragon » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:46 am

She does look healthy, especially for living under a red light for so long. Her vision should improve with time under proper lighting and natural sunlight if you can provide it. Even time in a window would be good for that. Thanks for giving her a good home! (and writing another chapter for your Phira book).
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Re: Phira vs .... oh just... I can’t hehe

Postby Gormagon » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:29 pm

I don't think she is blind at all, her eyes are very clear and bright. She is actually looking at the camera. I think you will be an excellent slave (I mean care giver)😉😉😉
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Re: Phira vs .... oh just... I can’t hehe

Postby Ghoul » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:34 am

I agree with Gorgamon, she doesn't look blind. However, she does look beautiful! Congrats on the new beardie! :)
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Re: Phira vs .... oh just... I can’t hehe

Postby JessPets » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:10 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Phira's stories are the best. I'm super glad you were able to rescue a beardie!! I know she will be in great hands!
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Re: Phira vs .... oh just... I can’t hehe

Postby SDragons » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:45 am

How's it going with the 2 dragons.
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