Once upon a time there was a Princess mini Hooman who wanted a prince of her very own. Unfortunately her normal Prince Charming was feeling crapy after another severe asthma attack and couldn't breath well. She of course understood and left him alone. When he asked the 5 year old mini Hooman where she was going. She said and I quote "you fell off your horse and got hit in the stomach so I have to go find a better prince. And that is Saphira." Mini Hooman has handled Phira many a time and he is surprisingly gentlemenly with her. He hears the cage open, he hears the talking and then he hears a kissing noise. And then another and suddenly mini Hooman walks out and kiss Phira on the head. Charming Hooman asked shocked "what are you doing!?" She says "Kissing him to turn into a prince. Don't you see movies... you kiss him it's not working." The end