smol hooman and the terrible other dragon

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My brother (hes 8 ) wanted to hold my little arrow. I told him to go in the bathroom and wash his hands with water and, if he was gentle he could handle him. Well it wasnt the best handling session, heres how it went. (my brothers name is rexy if your wonder who that is)

me: rexy go in the bathroom and ill get arrow
rexy: oK *very excited*
me: *reaches in* ok arrow be a good dragon
arrow: where is we going hooman?
me: rexy is going to hold you
arrow: WHAT hooman i forbid this! put me down this instant!
me: sigh, well here we go
enters bathroom
me:rexy sit down and ill put arrow on you
rexy:*sits* oooh pretty dragon is he fat lol
me: shaking my head** ok arrow go on rexys hand
arrow: hooman i told u i refuse i only go on you.
Me: *puts arrow on his hand*
arrow: umummumm hooman nO * practically flies onto my arm* SCCREEEAM HOOMAN I WANT OUT
rexy: *dying laughing*
me: sighs, ok rexy go out im going to handle arrow for a bit
rexy: oK claire
door shuts**
I stand up
I look in the mirror
arrow: HOOMAN WHO IS THIS OTHER DRAGON!! I must save you and protec to land!
*jumps to counter, black bearding and trying to hiss*
me: arrow no that is your reflection
Arrow:growl
me: I shake my head* silly dragon
i scoop him up and hes still black bearding when i walk out of the bathroom, before stopping
arrow:huff, i was just about to kill it hooman u ruin everything
Me: oh arrow, who wants crickets?
Arrow: OO H OHH ME ME PIC ME HOOMAN I DO I DO I DO
Me: *gives him his dinner*
Arrow: hooman u are the best long leg to ever live
Me: i love u too my little beanstalk

:lol: :lol: :lol:
hoped u all liked the experience i sure did nad i bet arrow did too!

- claire and the fabulous arrow, destroyer of crickets, defender of hoomans, the mos--
Me: Arrow! what are you doing! I thought i hit submit!
 
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