Me: She was there first
Leo: How dare she be in my spot! She did not ask permission!
Me: she likes to sit with me when you're in your home
Leo: She won't like it so much after I poo on you
Me: You wouldn't. We had an agreement about the pooing on me
Leo: You broke it when you let that hairy barking thing on you
Me: She doesn't poo on me
Leo: then she doesn't love you as much as I do
Me: Just get along with her
Leo: I shall poo on HER then go home. If you wish me to forgive you, you will feed me many worms
