OOPS!

I was giving my baby a bath yesterday because he pooed in his hammock as punishment for late morning snuggles when I noticed something off. I have been spending time on the various forums getting familiar with everything I need to know to be a good slave, so that's why I even noticed. As I was washing his tail area because when snuggles are late, he just rolls in the poo, and noticed that the bumps didn't look right for a male. What's a good slave t ok do but grab the flashlight for after bath snuggles and invade some privacy. Sure enough, my sweet little boy is really a sweet little girl. That's what I get for taking the word of the pet shop. Now I have a whole bunch of other questions. Like what about eggs? I know they can lay without a male, but when does that happen? Do I need to get the evil sand at some point? Because I really don't want to. At least some questions have been answered. Like why she's so darn sweet. We figured we just had the world's laziest lizard that didn't want to put out the effort to be mean. Now I know I habe a dainty princess that's above being mean. You know except for when I take away her favorite tree. All the stories of head bobbing and beard puffing from other dragons while mine only puffs her beard when she's extremely upset. Either she really is that sweet or I really do just have a really lazy lizard.