Phira vs Daisy (the rescue dog)

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Me: She's cute huh?
Phira: Hooman!? That's not a Dog. That's a small woodlands like creature! How am I supposed to ride that?
Me: she is too a dog. She's just a little Dog. And YOU are not suppose to ride Dogs.
Phira: She was to be my steed. You said so.
Me: I did not say that!
Daisy: Throw the ball! Throw dah ball! Throwdahball! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Throw it!
Me: <throws he ball.>
Daisy: Ahhhhhhh the ballll! <runs and trips over the rug> Gotta get the ball!
Phira: She's stupid. Look at her
Me: You try to climb up smooth surfaces.
Phira: Silence Hooman! You can't breath right!
Me: Thats a medical condition.
Phira: Excuses!
Daisy: <jumps into Hoomans lap looks at lizard> Oh MY GAWD what is that!? Hello Hooman I love you so much! <starts to li Hoomans face>
Me: Daisy no licks.
Daisy: <little licks>
Me: Daisy no licks!
Daisy: <licks the Dragon>
Phira: Ahhh oh my god activate Scary Dragon mode! Prepare for combat Aghhhhgaahhhh it licked me!
Me: Woah woah it's okay!
Phira: <mouth still open Daisy looking wide eyed and scared> Yes fear me hell hound! FEAR ME!
Daisy: I lick you again.
Phira: No.
Daisy: I'm gonna love on you.
Phira: No I is Scary Dragon.
Me: *sigh*
 
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