...you get the stink eye!
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Post those telltale signs of being a beardie slave!
You know you're a beardie owner when...You know you're a beardie owner when...[TOPIC AUTO-LOCKED DUE TO INACTIVITY]
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when......You make HTTYD fanart and your OC's dragon looks like your beardie.
...At the word "dragon" you think of a beardie I hate it when spiders just sit on the walls and act like they pay rent.
Chinchillas, when you eat the universe, please leave me a piece too. Throwing walruses at grandmas is not socially acceptable, you know. Please get this banana-throwing velociraptor out of here. Hitler, stop stealing my Nutella. Dear Voldemort, my shampoo is not for you. You don't even have any hair.
Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...That's even a mild one! More like a "hey... hey hooman, what's goin' on back there.. Don't make me turn around.. grumble grumble"
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I posted it to my FB with the following Ludacris line: "I ain't playin around, make one false move, I'll take ya down" because I'm pretty sure she wants to kill everything and everyone right now (pre-shed grumpiness) ![]()
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True though! I mean, as in, "true though, that lines fits her perfectly!" Yay 40th post! I hate it when spiders just sit on the walls and act like they pay rent.
Chinchillas, when you eat the universe, please leave me a piece too. Throwing walruses at grandmas is not socially acceptable, you know. Please get this banana-throwing velociraptor out of here. Hitler, stop stealing my Nutella. Dear Voldemort, my shampoo is not for you. You don't even have any hair.
Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...I think so too lol. She is SO cranky. I took her out for some floor time, and she wanted none of it. She sat in the same spot forever. At morning feeding, she made me pick her up off her basking rock and set her on the ground, otherwise the crickets would have gone ignored. She is the epitome of lazy.
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...You know you are a beardie owner when..........
You can carry on an intellectual conversation about "poop",LOL!!!!!! You know more about uvb and, uva than a meteorologist ![]() The wonderful world of bearded dragons is a magical land of mystery, enchantment, cuddles, love and, worry! A mysterious realm where things always seem to change in an instant and, the moment you think you have it all figured out, the rules change! You think you own your dragon, guess again. You are now a slave!!!
RIP Peaches 10-1-18 Forever in my Heart
Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...I guess I could take this opportunity to brag about being a "published author".
![]() Check out page 14 of the Mar/Apr 2017 issue of Reptiles Magazine: You know you're really into reptiles when... "You live in Alaska and you see nothing crazy about trying to maintain an Australian desert environment in a little glass box in your living room." (Guess who submitted that one.) Meanwhile, Puff is staring at me like, "Why don't you turn off that stupid computer and pay some attention to me?" ![]()
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Yes, LOL!! Loki The Beardie
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That cannot be easy!! ![]()
Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...Actually, it's not as difficult as it would seem, once you get everything in place. As long as you can keep the house warm enough for the human slaves, then getting the right temperatures for the reptiles is really no worse than anywhere else.
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Re: You know you're a beardie owner when...I totally agree on the poop thing. My boyfriend and I have no shame anymore after many in-depth analyses of Thane's turds.
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Oh Ya, LMAO!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() The wonderful world of bearded dragons is a magical land of mystery, enchantment, cuddles, love and, worry! A mysterious realm where things always seem to change in an instant and, the moment you think you have it all figured out, the rules change! You think you own your dragon, guess again. You are now a slave!!!
RIP Peaches 10-1-18 Forever in my Heart
Re: You know you're a beardie owner when......You know when your a beardie owner when half of your fridge is dedicated to your pets food.
Slave and Personal janitor to Five Beardies, one Crested gecko, a Cat, and a Ball python. (R.I.P my precious Thor, Cisco, & Ruby. You three will always be in our hearts).
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