You know you're a beardie owner when...

[YoursTruly]

...you get the stink eye!

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Post those telltale signs of being a beardie slave!

[Lemonizer]

...You make HTTYD fanart and your OC's dragon looks like your beardie.
...At the word "dragon" you think of a beardie

[CooperDragon]

That's even a mild one! More like a "hey... hey hooman, what's goin' on back there.. Don't make me turn around.. grumble grumble"

[YoursTruly]

That's even a mild one! More like a "hey... hey hooman, what's goin' on back there.. Don't make me turn around.. grumble grumble"

I posted it to my FB with the following Ludacris line:
"I ain't playin around, make one false move, I'll take ya down"
because I'm pretty sure she wants to kill everything and everyone right now (pre-shed grumpiness)

[Lemonizer]

That's even a mild one! More like a "hey... hey hooman, what's goin' on back there.. Don't make me turn around.. grumble grumble"

I posted it to my FB with the following Ludacris line:
"I ain't playin around, make one false move, I'll take ya down"
because I'm pretty sure she wants to kill everything and everyone right now (pre-shed grumpiness)

True though!
I mean, as in, "true though, that lines fits her perfectly!"

Yay 40th post!

[YoursTruly]

I think so too lol. She is SO cranky. I took her out for some floor time, and she wanted none of it. She sat in the same spot forever. At morning feeding, she made me pick her up off her basking rock and set her on the ground, otherwise the crickets would have gone ignored. She is the epitome of lazy.

[Gormagon]

You know you are a beardie owner when..........
You can carry on an intellectual conversation about "poop",LOL!!!!!!
You know more about uvb and, uva than a meteorologist

[SHBailey]

I guess I could take this opportunity to brag about being a "published author".

Check out page 14 of the Mar/Apr 2017 issue of Reptiles Magazine:
You know you're really into reptiles when...
"You live in Alaska and you see nothing crazy about trying to maintain an Australian desert environment in a little glass box in your living room."
(Guess who submitted that one.)

Meanwhile, Puff is staring at me like, "Why don't you turn off that stupid computer and pay some attention to me?"

[JessPets]

I guess I could take this opportunity to brag about being a "published author".

Check out page 14 of the Mar/Apr 2017 issue of Reptiles Magazine:
You know you're really into reptiles when...
"You live in Alaska and you see nothing crazy about trying to maintain an Australian desert environment in a little glass box in your living room."
(Guess who submitted that one.)

Meanwhile, Puff is staring at me like, "Why don't you turn off that stupid computer and pay some attention to me?"

[JessPets]

You know you are a beardie owner when..........
You can carry on an intellectual conversation about "poop",LOL!!!!!!
You know more about uvb and, uva than a meteorologist

Yes, LOL!!

[YoursTruly]

I guess I could take this opportunity to brag about being a "published author".

Check out page 14 of the Mar/Apr 2017 issue of Reptiles Magazine:
You know you're really into reptiles when...
"You live in Alaska and you see nothing crazy about trying to maintain an Australian desert environment in a little glass box in your living room."
(Guess who submitted that one.)

Meanwhile, Puff is staring at me like, "Why don't you turn off that stupid computer and pay some attention to me?"

That cannot be easy!!

[SHBailey]

Actually, it's not as difficult as it would seem, once you get everything in place. As long as you can keep the house warm enough for the human slaves, then getting the right temperatures for the reptiles is really no worse than anywhere else.

But the idea makes for a good one-liner.

[YoursTruly]

I totally agree on the poop thing. My boyfriend and I have no shame anymore after many in-depth analyses of Thane's turds.

[Gormagon]

I totally agree on the poop thing. My boyfriend and I have no shame anymore after many in-depth analyses of Thane's turds.

Oh Ya, LMAO!!!!!!

[HippieLizards]

...You know when your a beardie owner when half of your fridge is dedicated to your pets food.