How to seriously get the Poodle in trouble.

Cooper likes to steal human food. Phira was on the couch watching the birds out side. The Hooman heard the phone ring and ran to get it. It was the mom Hooman. Talk talk talk... 5 minute later Cooper starts to bark loudly, but he is not at the window. The Hooman walks in to the kitchen only to see Saphira setting in the middle of the kitchen floor with a trail of blood behind him. (Breath... it's okay breath) Cooper is barking at him. The Hooman freaks out. Yells at cooper to get away assuming Cooper had snapped at the Dragon. No. Not at all... Here are the events the best I can recreate them. Cooper takes the plate off the table where the Hooman had been eating effectively devouring the Burger and Fries. At which point Phira decided he need to run around and ran through... the ketchup. The Hooman had a few minor heart palpitations and the Lizard decided it was great fun and turn and ran through the ketchup again. He doesn't like the sprayer on the kitchen sink FYI. It's very hard to get ketchup off dragon scales.