Phira: I am scary Dragon! See! <Opens mouth>
Me: Yes I have seen it before. <Goes to pick up Phira> <Phira puffs out beard and puffs out body>
Phira: ::Said In scary demon voice:: I am Scary Dragon.
Me: Woah! Who do you think your talking to! <Said mad> <beard goes down body deflates>
Phira: <Cocks head to the side> I don't understand the question.
Me: You don't puff up at me like that.
Phira: Well, I just kinda did. So I guess I do?
Me: That was very mean.
Phira: Well, I'm a mean scary dragon stoopid hooman.
Me: <Goes to pick Phira up again>
Phira: No! <Opens mouth> Scary Dragon mode active!
Me: <Puts finger under chin and closes his mouth> Scary Dragon mode aborted!
Phira: How dare you!
Me: You are my friend.
Phira: Yes.
Me: Then let me hold you.
Phira: NO!
Me: K.
20 minutes later.
Phira: Hooman I'm cold HOLD ME!
Me: No.
Phira: What?
Me: No. <Opens mouth> Scary Hooman mode active!
Phira: Not funny Hooman <Starts to crawl on Hoomans leg.>
Me: No. <Pushes dragon off>
Phira: You're mean!
Me: You're Mean!
Staring match.
Phira: We cool?
Me: Yeah. <goes to pick Phira up.>
Phira: Don't touch me <Mouth opens> Scary Dragon mode Active!
Me: *Sigh*
Me: Yes I have seen it before. <Goes to pick up Phira> <Phira puffs out beard and puffs out body>
Phira: ::Said In scary demon voice:: I am Scary Dragon.
Me: Woah! Who do you think your talking to! <Said mad> <beard goes down body deflates>
Phira: <Cocks head to the side> I don't understand the question.
Me: You don't puff up at me like that.
Phira: Well, I just kinda did. So I guess I do?
Me: That was very mean.
Phira: Well, I'm a mean scary dragon stoopid hooman.
Me: <Goes to pick Phira up again>
Phira: No! <Opens mouth> Scary Dragon mode active!
Me: <Puts finger under chin and closes his mouth> Scary Dragon mode aborted!
Phira: How dare you!
Me: You are my friend.
Phira: Yes.
Me: Then let me hold you.
Phira: NO!
Me: K.
20 minutes later.
Phira: Hooman I'm cold HOLD ME!
Me: No.
Phira: What?
Me: No. <Opens mouth> Scary Hooman mode active!
Phira: Not funny Hooman <Starts to crawl on Hoomans leg.>
Me: No. <Pushes dragon off>
Phira: You're mean!
Me: You're Mean!
Staring match.
Phira: We cool?
Me: Yeah. <goes to pick Phira up.>
Phira: Don't touch me <Mouth opens> Scary Dragon mode Active!
Me: *Sigh*