Phira vs Daisy (the rescue dog)

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Phira vs Daisy (the rescue dog)

Postby Minimum3 » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:21 am

Me: She's cute huh?
Phira: Hooman!? That's not a Dog. That's a small woodlands like creature! How am I supposed to ride that?
Me: she is too a dog. She's just a little Dog. And YOU are not suppose to ride Dogs.
Phira: She was to be my steed. You said so.
Me: I did not say that!
Daisy: Throw the ball! Throw dah ball! Throwdahball! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Throw it!
Me: <throws he ball.>
Daisy: Ahhhhhhh the ballll! <runs and trips over the rug> Gotta get the ball!
Phira: She's stupid. Look at her
Me: You try to climb up smooth surfaces.
Phira: Silence Hooman! You can't breath right!
Me: Thats a medical condition.
Phira: Excuses!
Daisy: <jumps into Hoomans lap looks at lizard> Oh MY GAWD what is that!? Hello Hooman I love you so much! <starts to li Hoomans face>
Me: Daisy no licks.
Daisy: <little licks>
Me: Daisy no licks!
Daisy: <licks the Dragon>
Phira: Ahhh oh my god activate Scary Dragon mode! Prepare for combat Aghhhhgaahhhh it licked me!
Me: Woah woah it's okay!
Phira: <mouth still open Daisy looking wide eyed and scared> Yes fear me hell hound! FEAR ME!
Daisy: I lick you again.
Phira: No.
Daisy: I'm gonna love on you.
Phira: No I is Scary Dragon.
Me: *sigh*
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Re: Phira vs Daisy (the rescue dog)

Postby ChristinaMike » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:22 am

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Re: Phira vs Daisy (the rescue dog)

Postby CooperDragon » Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:36 pm

What is the purpose of dog if not for providing a ride?
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Re: Phira vs Daisy (the rescue dog)

Postby Gormagon » Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:52 pm

OMG!!! :blob5: :blob5: :blob5: Hellhound!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
The wonderful world of bearded dragons is a magical land of mystery, enchantment, cuddles, love and, worry! A mysterious realm where things always seem to change in an instant and, the moment you think you have it all figured out, the rules change! You think you own your dragon?, Ha Ha....guess again..... Like it or not, you are now a slave, lol!
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