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Need a laugh?

Postby Ozzyman » Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:47 am

I've gathered up some jokes! Comment on which one is your favorite!


1.What do bearded dragons like to eat with their burgers?


Anser: French Flies!

2. What do lizards put on there kitchen floors?

Answer: Rep-tiles!

3.What is a reptiles favorite movie?

Answer: The lizard- of oz

4. When does a bearded dragon say quack?

Answer: When hes learning a new language!

5. What did the mom chameleon say to her nervous kid on the first day of school?

Answer: " Don't worry, you'll blend right in"!

6. What do you call a lizard that sings?

Answer: A rap-tile

7. Did you hear about the lizard who was feeling green?

Answer: You've have too because you cannot see through his camouflage.

8. What do you call a person who has to many lizards?

Answer: Anole retentive!!


9. Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Answer: It weighed to much for its scales!!

10. Why was the lizard in a hufflepuff?

Answer: Because he wasn't slitherin
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Re: Need a laugh?

Postby bossdragon » Wed Jan 06, 2021 4:21 pm

oh jeez, cringe level 100
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Re: Need a laugh?

Postby Ozzyman » Thu Jan 07, 2021 5:20 am

Ouch.
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