I've gathered up some jokes! Comment on which one is your favorite!
1.What do bearded dragons like to eat with their burgers?
Anser: French Flies!
2. What do lizards put on there kitchen floors?
Answer: Rep-tiles!
3.What is a reptiles favorite movie?
Answer: The lizard- of oz
4. When does a bearded dragon say quack?
Answer: When hes learning a new language!
5. What did the mom chameleon say to her nervous kid on the first day of school?
Answer: " Don't worry, you'll blend right in"!
6. What do you call a lizard that sings?
Answer: A rap-tile
7. Did you hear about the lizard who was feeling green?
Answer: You've have too because you cannot see through his camouflage.
8. What do you call a person who has to many lizards?
Answer: Anole retentive!!
9. Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Answer: It weighed to much for its scales!!
10. Why was the lizard in a hufflepuff?
Answer: Because he wasn't slitherin
