TheDragonKeepers
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Why did the beardie go on a diet? He was too heavy for his scales!
Any to add?
Any to add?
Lizard Jokes!
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TheDragonKeepers
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Ooh, I thought of another one!
What do you call a beardie that sings Burt Bacharach songs?
A lounge lizard!
And another:
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?
Reptiles!
OoH!
What's a beardie's favourite game?
Cricket!
C'mon, my contributions are wincingly bad - have you got any awful ones to include?
What do you call a beardie that sings Burt Bacharach songs?
A lounge lizard!
And another:
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?
Reptiles!
OoH!
What's a beardie's favourite game?
Cricket!
C'mon, my contributions are wincingly bad - have you got any awful ones to include?
LunaFierce
Hatchling Member
A guy walks into a bar and as he sits down on a barstool he notices there's a lizard on stage telling jokes.
The guy asks the bartender, "What's with the lizard?"
The bartender replies, "Oh he's the stand up chameleon."
The guy asks the bartender, "What's with the lizard?"
The bartender replies, "Oh he's the stand up chameleon."
ilovebeardeddragons
Gray-bearded Member
lmao those are funny
O-Gonchothedragon
Juvie Member
:laughhard: :laughhard: awesome
TheDragonKeepers
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*does a sideway headbow of the happy but submissive*
Fair enough!
This one isn't a lizard joke, but still applicable:
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere; it's so sanitary that the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!" - pr0p3rty0fahaj0kes
Fair enough!
This one isn't a lizard joke, but still applicable:
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere; it's so sanitary that the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!" - pr0p3rty0fahaj0kes
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